Beam me to Planet Gore !
They are NOT saying that worm burps are harming our environment. Is that what they are saying????
OMG....and this is where the stimulus is going.....MONEY WELL SPENT.......yeh right!
“Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly known to anyone who has sat in the dentist’s chair as laughing gas”
let’s pipe it in directly to the whitehouse.
THE WORMS...THE WORMS...KILL THEM ALL!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH.....
IT’S THEM OR US..........
Now we’ll have to drastically reduce our nitrogen-rich runoff in order to save the planet.
Never mind that less CO2 and now less nitrogen enriching will significantly reduce our crop yields.
Flatulent livestock must be brought back to (insert arbitrary year here) levels within 100 months or the end of civilization will be unavoidable.
Perhaps severely crippling taxes on these AGW activities poisoning our biosphere will help curb this imminent catastrophe!
Seems to be just too many people on this planet anyways, so less food that becomes exceptionally expensive should encourage the breeders to promptly seek out sterilization!
I had a scientist tell me that the biggest producer of C02 was actually termites. Not humans. I believe him.
“Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly known to anyone who has sat in the dentist’s chair as laughing gas.”
So all of these worms is high?
BULL CRAP
So have Algore or Barney Frank written the worms to notify them of their unacceptable behavior? Have the worms applied for some sort of government grant for the purchase of Digel or Tums? And what about the dangers of worm flatulence? After all, upset tummies lead to far worse things than just burping!