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Toilet Paper Bad for the Environment? Well I'm Not Using My Hand!
notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 03 09 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 03/09/2009 12:00:30 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

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1 posted on 03/09/2009 12:00:30 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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Any good muslim uses his left hand . . . I wonder if the Great and Almight, the Most Magnificent and Benevolent Obama uses his . . . or maybe he has a White House servant wipe his poofter.


2 posted on 03/09/2009 12:02:09 PM PDT by laweeks
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These lying scumbags don’t care about reality. They just want people to believe that old growth forests are being logged to make toilet paper.

The truth is that toilet paper is made from farm raised pulpwood that is bred for that purpose.


3 posted on 03/09/2009 12:02:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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Hey.....Leaves work fine and they are cheap.


4 posted on 03/09/2009 12:02:51 PM PDT by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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5 posted on 03/09/2009 12:05:10 PM PDT by MaxMax (RINO=RAT!)
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Can we use that on the White House ?


6 posted on 03/09/2009 12:09:17 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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This is what God made corn cobs for.

C'mon people, get with the times. (Another good use for the Times newspaper)

7 posted on 03/09/2009 12:12:19 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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The purpose of the family cloth is to reduce the waste created by toilet paper.

That sounds extremely unsanitary. I wouldn't want to reuse and especially not share anything I use to wipe myself.

8 posted on 03/09/2009 12:12:53 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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These democrats, liberals and NYT journalists don’t need much toilet paper because they usually have their heads up their assholes.


9 posted on 03/09/2009 12:13:13 PM PDT by detective
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That’s true. I suppose you could clean yourself like a cat with that vantage point.


10 posted on 03/09/2009 12:15:50 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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Well it’s a good thing I don’t wipe then LOL


11 posted on 03/09/2009 12:16:38 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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The libtard ecofreaks are welcome to use their hands, tongues, whatever ... Standard TP breaks down just fine in my septic tank, and is made from farmed trees.


12 posted on 03/09/2009 12:18:40 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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Why don’t they just kill a few embryonic trees, and use their STEM CELLS to engineer “Self-Generating Toilet Paper”? Oh, I forgot, they’re trees...you can’t harm THEM.


13 posted on 03/09/2009 12:22:02 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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14 posted on 03/09/2009 12:25:13 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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How to save the planet, One Piece at a Time...

Take one piece of tissue...



...and fold it so...



Now, rip the corner off, like this...(SAVE the torn off piece!)



Check and make sure hole is large enough for your entire middle finger to fit through...



Now, insert said finger, and wipe yourself with it...



Finally, use the torn off corner to clean your fingernail!



15 posted on 03/09/2009 12:26:30 PM PDT by papasmurf (Trow da' bum out!)
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Somehow, that series of pictures seems to have a certain “San Fransisco” air about it ...


16 posted on 03/09/2009 12:28:06 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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Coulsn’t the liberals just lead the way themselves. Walk the walk for a while before they talk the talk.


17 posted on 03/09/2009 12:30:11 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
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To: mosaicwolf
Hey.....Leaves work fine and they are cheap.

Just remember: "Leaves of three, Let it be!"

18 posted on 03/09/2009 12:31:25 PM PDT by Charles Martel ("Endeavor to persevere...")
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19 posted on 03/09/2009 12:31:56 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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Dr. Allen Herschkowitz...a “waste expert.” Yeah. The truth hurts, huh doc?


20 posted on 03/09/2009 12:33:47 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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