Posted on 03/09/2009 9:01:15 AM PDT by Sasparilla
1. He wants closer relations with Cuba. Why not? We all need a nice, new place to vacation. Cuban rum and cigars...yes. Classic cars are cool too. Maybe we can see where Fidel is mummified like Lenin.
2. He wants to redistribute wealth. More jobs will be created at printing firms that print "Honk if I'm paying your mortgage" bumper stickers.
3. He wants closer relations with Iran. What's wrong with a few nukes tossed at Israel? Its too crowded anyway. We're giving $900 million to Hezbollah in Gaza to rebuild. Look at all the money Iran will save.
4. He wants nationalized health care. We can join our European allies in their long waits for health care. After all, people with jobs lost have nothing else to do but wait in their spare time. Why should our own physicians be burdened in choosing what medications and treatments we receive when a person with a history degree or drama degree and newly and hired by the government can do it for them? After all, this program will create a lot of government jobs and help Obama's goal of lower unemployment. Currently, those on Medicare create a drain on the government. Eskimos used to put their elderly outside in the winter to hasten their departure. Under Obama's plan, the government will do this for us.
5. He wants closer relations with North Korea. Astronomers and scientists everywhere are in favor of this. Currently, for a good telescope view of the universe, we must depend on telescopes in space. We can use this diplomatic breakthrough by simply putting big telescopes in North Korea. Since there is no industry there, there's no smog to blur our celestial view. There are only three light bulbs that light up all of North Korea at night...
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wow - Harsh... but not undeserved... plus it was fun to read.
For a moment there, reading only your headline, I thought I smelled ozone. But it was only the scent of laughter...
I was getting trigger happy as well. I had the IB$ typed before I finished reading.
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