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DUmmie FUnnies 02-23-09 (DUmmies: Obasms vs Gorbasms)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 23, 2009 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/23/2009 5:32:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are in a dilemma. Who is the true savior? Obama or Gorbachev? What set this debate off is that website mocking George W. Bush by comparing him to a chimpanzee, SmirkingChimp.com. An article at The Smirking Chimp (meaning that Bush was like a chimpanzee) stated that Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev was smarter than Barack Obama because he accepted defeat in Afghanistan and brought Soviet troops home 20 years ago. This set off an Obasm vs Gorbasm debate in DUmmieland as you can see in this THREAD, "Gorby smarter than Obama: Soviet leader accepted defeat and brought his troops home from Afghanistan." So let us now watch the DUmmies debate Obasms vs Gorbasms in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that you can follow his activities on Twitter by becoming his loyal acolyte by simple logging on to @pjcomix, is in the [barackets]:

Gorby smarter than Obama: Soviet leader accepted defeat and brought his troops home from Afghanistan

[GASP! Heresy! Let the debates begin!]

Twenty years ago this week, the last Soviet forces pulled out of Afghanistan. During the Soviet occupation (1979-1989), 1.5 million Afghans died at the hands of the Red Army and Afghan Communists.

The new Soviet chairman, Mikhail Gorbachev, proved a leader of great humanity, decency and intellect. I rank him with Nelson Mandela. Gorbachev determined the Afghan war, begun by his dim predecessor, Leonid Brezhnev, and a coterie of party and KGB hardliners, could not be won.

[You...you dare to rank him above our beloved Barack?]

Gorbachev courageously accepted defeat and brought his soldiers home. Soon after, the Soviet Union, a bankrupt imperium held together by fear and repression, began to crumble. Gorbachev refused to employ force to hold the Soviet empire together.

[And now Gorby lives in America earnings loads of money from liberals who still suffer from Gorbasms.]

The new president of the bankrupt American imperium should heed Gorbachev's wisdom. Barack Obama's inauguration offered a perfect opportunity to pause the U.S.-led Afghan war and open talks with Afghans resisting foreign occupation (both the Soviets and U.S. branded them "terrorists.")

[Obama should have surrendered in Afghanistan the moment he completed taking his messed up oath of office.]

Instead, Obama vowed to intensify the eight-year, $62-billion war. Ottawa's cost: $600-800 million in 2009 alone.

President Obama just declared he will send 17,000 more U.S. troops to Afghanistan on top of the 6,000 troops dispatched by George W. Bush.

Another 13,000 will follow. Reinforcements are supposed to come from the U.S. Iraq garrison. But the Pentagon is trying to delay or thwart the drawdown from Iraq.

[Do I detect cracks in the belief in the infallibity of Barack? Let the Obasm vs Gorbasm debates begin!]

I think the war should end but Gorby was a f*cking dumbass of the first water. What kind of shit for brains did he have to be listening to Ronnie Raygun and GHW Bush about "reforms" and their desire for peace. He got had, he got took, he got hoodwinked. The coup plotters were right.

[I remember when the Left was gloating over how Gorbachev would overwhelm Reagan with his mighty intellect. So how did he get "hoodwinked" by the Gipper?]

Gorby was ten times the man that you will ever be.

[Gorbasm detected!]

The man totally f*cked up his country.

[Obama or Gorbama?]

He attempted to revitalize the economy of his country using advice from his enemies. Unsurprisingly his reforms blew the country apart. Gorbachev with his reforms presided over the only GDP decline the Soviet economy had ever experience since the Germans invade. Even Brezhnev's period of stagnation was marked by low growth rather than decline.

[Ah. Brezhnev nostalgia. Those were the days, my friend. I thought they would never end.]

Gorbachev wanted nothing of what Ronald Reagan was proposing to him as far as capitalism goes. If Gorbachev had been successful, Russia would be a market socialist country today, not the predatory economy it currently is with a small gang of billionaires running everything. It was Boris Yeltsin who privatized the infrastructure and allowed capitalists to siphon hundreds of billions out of the Russian economy.

[A market socialist country? Do you enjoy tossing oxymorons around you moron?]

In 1989 there were two major uprisings in the communist world in Beijing and in several East German cities. The Chinese put theirs down harshly. Gorbachev had already informed Honecker that a similar action would not happen if East German situation were to get out of hand. This inaction was basically a declaration of death for the Warsaw Pact. Gorby should have reminded the East Germans, and all the other trouble making nationalists exactly who won WWII and put some boots in their asses. The progress of China in comparison to Russia over the last 20 years is a testimony to just how badly he f*cked up.

[Declared the Tiananmen Square contingent of DUmmieland.]

Obama is looking for the "light at the end of the tunnel" like one his predecessors. With the same predictable, and disastrous, results.

[The One had a colonoscopy?]

I don't think much of this chimp at the moment; NO ONE can draw conclusions about President Obama's Afghan policy yet.

[RACIST!!!]

he has surrounded himself with clinton/dlc/neolib conservatives in addition to the wall street boys. And NO, he has given ZERO indication he thinks for himself. He is following the same Clinton era Globalization and Defense policies with, wtf?, the same recycled advisers. I have zero expectations but am very willing and able to eat crow.

[Does this mean no more Obasms?]

Gorbachev is near the bottom of the "successful leaders to emulate" list.

[Hey, Gorby made a great Pizza Hut COMMERCIAL.]

I'm getting pretty tired of this historical penis measuring.

[The John Holmes era was the longest one in history.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; barackobama; dummies; mikhailgorbachev
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1 posted on 02/23/2009 5:32:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/23/2009 5:33:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Stop Road Rage or...I'LL KILL YOU!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

PING!


3 posted on 02/23/2009 5:33:59 AM PST by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: PJ-Comix

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4 posted on 02/23/2009 5:34:01 AM PST by NeoCaveman (hey who ordered the trillion dollar crap sandwich? FUBO)
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5!


5 posted on 02/23/2009 5:35:20 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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I'm getting pretty tired of this historical penis measuring.

Benburch is limbering up his "tape measure" as we speak.
6 posted on 02/23/2009 5:37:43 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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I think the war should end but Gorby was a f*cking dumbass of the first water

OK, these are DUmmies but what the heck is "first WATER"? It's first ORDER moron. If you're gonna call names, at least get it right. sheesh

7 posted on 02/23/2009 5:43:05 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Please let me know if you want on or off the San Diego ping list. Let's get the ball rollin'!)
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Top ten - back to read!


8 posted on 02/23/2009 5:43:29 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (It took 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for BO to tear it down.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gorby smarter than Obama: Soviet leader accepted defeat and brought his troops home from Afghanistan

[GASP! Heresy! Let the debates begin!]

The defeat America at all costs is live and well at DU.


President Obama just declared he will send 17,000 more U.S. troops to Afghanistan on top of the 6,000 troops dispatched by George W. Bush.

[Do I detect cracks in the belief in the infallibity of Barack? Let the Obasm vs Gorbasm debates begin!]

Hussein is already escalating the war. Impeach him and try him at the Hague.


... It was Boris Yeltsin who privatized the infrastructure and allowed capitalists to siphon hundreds of billions out of the Russian economy.

[A market socialist country? Do you enjoy tossing oxymorons around you moron?]

Capitalists are the real enemy of the left alert.


I don't think much of this chimp at the moment; NO ONE can draw conclusions about President Obama's Afghan policy yet.

[RACIST!!!]

Calling him a chimp in one month?? Wow, that must be a record.


he has surrounded himself with clinton/dlc/neolib conservatives in addition to the wall street boys. And NO, he has given ZERO indication he thinks for himself. He is following the same Clinton era Globalization and Defense policies with, wtf?, the same recycled advisers. I have zero expectations but am very willing and able to eat crow.

[Does this mean no more Obasms?]

Better get your catsup ready for fried crow.


I'm getting pretty tired of this historical penis measuring.

[The John Holmes era was the longest one in history.]

Ben Burch better not see that comment....

9 posted on 02/23/2009 5:54:13 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (It took 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for BO to tear it down.)
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good one.


10 posted on 02/23/2009 5:56:43 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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Top ten business post


11 posted on 02/23/2009 5:58:28 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

in. now to read......


12 posted on 02/23/2009 6:10:51 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: bcsco
I see you just joined Twitter. Still trying to figure out all aspects of it. The Web has many mysteries and this is one. BTW, I am now getting into following TV shows via the Web. Biggest problem is getting TV shows in high clarity when using full screen. Also I would like to find out how to access TV shows and watch them on my big screen TV rather than on my computer monitor.

My fave TV show so far is North Korean television. Love to watch the pre-programmed robots. Unintentionally FUnnie.

13 posted on 02/23/2009 6:17:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Stop Road Rage or...I'LL KILL YOU!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

OK, we’re following each other on Twitter (not sure why yet), but are there any other DUFunnies FReepers out there on Tweeter? Inquiring minds and all that...


14 posted on 02/23/2009 6:21:29 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Also I would like to find out how to access TV shows and watch them on my big screen TV rather than on my computer monitor.

I looked into a similar thing awhile back. Not to watch TV shows but to play Tiger Woods golf on my PC and display it on my TV. Radio Shack (corporate stores; not the franchise stores) has a hookup from a laptop to the inputs on a TV. I'd talk it over with them.

I stopped because our local store isn't a corporate store and doesn't carry the thing.

15 posted on 02/23/2009 6:25:04 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: PJ-Comix
What kind of shit for brains did he have to be listening to Ronnie Raygun and GHW Bush about "reforms" and their desire for peace

Yeah, he should've built UP that Berlin wall instead...

16 posted on 02/23/2009 6:32:24 AM PST by mikrofon (KGB > BHO?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gorby was ten times the man that you will ever be

But how does he look without a shirt?

17 posted on 02/23/2009 6:34:13 AM PST by mikrofon (BHO > KGB?)
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PJ. Does your HDTV have a computer monitor (VGA or DVI) input? You would need a DVI output on your computer. If not, does your computer have an HDMI output? If it’s more than a year old, probably not. If you want to put your computer on your HDTV, your best bet would be to get a new video board for your computer that has an HDMI output.

There are some devices out there that will render VGA output into DVI if your HDTV accepts that.


18 posted on 02/23/2009 6:35:24 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Gorby should have reminded the East Germans, and all the other trouble making nationalists exactly who won WWII and put some boots in their asses

"I won (and that's that)"

19 posted on 02/23/2009 6:38:26 AM PST by mikrofon (BHO > KGB)
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To: bcsco
Radio Shack (corporate stores; not the franchise stores) has a hookup from a laptop to the inputs on a TV.

This is EXACTLY what I need except I need to hook from PC to TV input. Also I want to know if I can be on another web page and still have the TV show running on my bigscreen TV at the same time.

One big problem is that the quality is okay when you watch in on a small screen but seems to lose a lot of clarity when you go to big screen.

20 posted on 02/23/2009 6:38:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Stop Road Rage or...I'LL KILL YOU!!!)
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