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DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-09 (Angry DUmmie (redundant?) declares: "I don't have to be nice.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 02/17/2009 8:10:24 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

Obama won. The Democrats won. They control the White House. They control both houses of Congress. They got the Porkulus bill passed. These should be happy days for the DUmmies, halcyon days. But no. Hatred CONSUMES them, still. Yes, even though the Democrats can have their way on whatever they want, the DUmmies are ABLAZE with HATE--as we saw in our last DUFU and now here again today--hatred of conservatives, hatred of Republicans, hatred of anyone who opposes them. Witness this THREAD, "I don't have to be nice." Feel the love!

The DUmmies tend to have these competitions to see who can sound the angriest, the fiercest, the most foul-mouthed in their denunciations of the Right. Tough-guy talk is easy, of course, when you are holed up in your basement burrow and shouting into an echo chamber. And the DUmmies are not happy unless they are hatin' somebody!

So don your asbestos suit and get ready for the fiery blasts from the DUmmie furnace, in Raging Red, while the calm commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you to hug a DUmmie today--they need it--is in the [brackets]:

I don't have to be nice.

[I don't think you KNOW HOW to be nice, DUmmie Joe Fields. Proceed . . .]

I'm not the sort of guy to mince words. When I write or say something, there's no mistaking where I stand.

[Yes, Joe, it's all about you. Now show us how righteously indignant you can be.]

As I have been monitoring almost all of the right wing talk programs, almost daily . . . I have heard a resounding, GREATLY INCREASING, unending drumbeat of pure, unadulterated HATRED for Obama and the administration.

[As you now begin YOUR resounding, GREATLY INCREASING, unending drumbeat of pure, unadulterated HATRED for conservatives and Republicans!]

These radio show hosts . . . all speak with the rabidity of a hydrophobic dog.

[They got the hydrophobie! Better put 'em down!]

You can almost see see the wild, maniacal look in their eyes, and the drool hanging from their lips, as they speak on the radio in a rage that should only be reserved for the Hitlers of the world.

[Or the wild, maniacal rage that you reserve for conservatives.]

Before the year is out, my guess is that they will be clamoring for Obama's impeachment.

[Before the year is out, YOU DUMMIES may be clamoring for BO's impeachment, if he doesn't act as radical-leftish as you like.]

Well, here are my thoughts: I am reminded of a scene in the John Wayne movie "Big Jake," when I think about Obama extending his hand across the aisle in a gesture of bi-partisanship. After being goaded by another cowboy, who was clearly pushing for a fight, Wayne smiled and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in trying to get on your good side." Then he reached back and floored the guy with a roundhouse punch.

["Big Joke" Obama will smile and say, "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"]

F*CK THEM!!! F*ck the republicans and everything they stand for, because they sure as hell don't represent any part of America that I want to be associated with. EVERY GODDAMMED REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE AND SENATOR CAN GO F*CK THEMSELVES!!!

[Pretty good, Joe, but if you REALLY want to impress your fellow DUmmies, set your caps lock on ON, use the "F" word MORE than once per sentence, and ADD MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!]

They aren't Americans.

[It's true. We came here from Mozambique.]

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES, ALL OF YOU!! AND GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK, UNDEVELOPED BRAINS: PRESIDENT OBAMA IS IN CHARGE NOW, AND THE DEMS CONTROL CONGRESS, SO EAT SH*T, F*CKERS. YOU ALL HAD YOUR SHOT AND RUINED THIS COUNTRY, SO GET THE F*CK OUT OF OUR WAY.

[Better, better. You've got the caps lock thing down pretty well now, Joe. Profanity level acceptable. But . . . NEEDS MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!]

It's open season on republicans.

[Release the hounds!]

All of you motherf*ckers can whine and use all the hot button words you want, like "neo marxist," "socialist," comrades" "communists," or whatever the f*ck you want to call us or the administration.

[Hot-button words we can believe you are!]

The truth of it is that you only have G.W. Bush and yourselves to blame.

[BDS knows no cure.]

We're just trying to clean up this huge stinking mess you left us, so f*ck off, eat sh*t, die, leave the country or whatever.

["Die" is a nice touch, Joe, but "whatever" is a little weak.]

Not only am I going to meet fire with fire, but I'm just now getting warmed up.

[Warming up in the bull(sh*t) pen, lefty Joe Fields!]

I have a lot on my mind and a sh*tload of arthritis medicine.

[Conservative destroyin' and glucosamine chondroitin! Now let's hear from your fellow Peace, Love and Tolerance™ Party mates . . .]

K & R !!!!!!

[Kick a Republican !!!!!!]

Its a great post, BUT..... they will not get out of the way. They will continue to impede AND worse.

[They might actually hold a differing opinion AND try to persuade people! Shameful! Un-American!]

F*CK THE REPUBLICONS!!!

[DUmmie discourse at its finest!]

There is no way to win against these people as long as passion for our aims and anger against those who would derail them is absent.

[I don't think you're going to have trouble with the anger part.]

John Wayne's got nothing on Obama.

[Sheriff BlackBerry Bart is about to whip something out. . . .]

I'm really afraid we're going to be at a loss unless we get MORE control of the Media!

[Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Charlie Gibson, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, et al.--ALL LOUSY REPUBLICON SHILLS!!]

We don't NEED to be on "defense" anymore, we WON and we need to ACT like it..we need to go on OFFENSE!

[Hey, I for one find you pretty offensive.]

We've got to play hardball!

[Insert benburch joke here.]

I loved Howard Dean because he would just kick ass and not care!

[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!]

Just look at how they have swayed public opinion by merely telling a couple lies about the stimulus package: its pork, its too expensive, it won't create jobs - ALL lies.

[It's pork, it's too expensive, it won't create jobs--all TRUE.]

tax cuts don't work. . . .

[What a terrible thing--to let people keep more of their own money!]

Don't beat around the bush so much!

[Beat ON Bush!]

I'm sick of the sh*t too. To the point where I moved to a place in the woods. I have lived in nazibama, and florida.I have been sick of hearing the rashlimpdick neonazi sh*t since about 86 when I was an over the road salesman in SouthFlorida covering from Key West to Ft Pierce, I had areas where the only radio reception was the station spewing rash. I kept the radio on in order to hear any dangerous weather updates. Being out in the bush could be dangerous if there was a tornado or fire.

[Stay outta da bush! Especially in Florida and Nazibama, DUmmie HillbillyBob.]

I have been hearing this lie sh*t for years and had reached the point I wanted to drive over to rashes palm beach mansion and drive my truck through his living room. I did keep a little sanity, not much.

["Not much" is being generous, HillbillyBob.]

I live on a little farm out in the woods. . . .

[It's a funny kind of farm.]

When the hell are the rest of American citizens gonna wake the hell up and take back our country? are we all pussies?

[We are DUmmies, hear us roar . . .]

what scares me the most is that they are most certainly going to try to put the blame for this recession/depression(?) on him.

[I strongly disagree! We will put the blame on the Democrat Congress too!]

They need to be house-trained by Obama's team, and fast. We had a wonderful animal-trainer called Barbara Woodhouse. She used a choke chain. That's all they need. Don't revile them for being what they are. Dogs are dogs. Not human beings.

[It's the pussies vs. the dogs!]

I hope Obama finds his spine. . . .

[In Search of the Missing Barackbone.]

YOU ALL HAD YOUR SHOT AND RUINED THIS COUNTRY, SO GET THE F*CK OUT OF OUR WAY.

[Yelling into an echo chamber must make you feel big and tough!]

bipartisanship my ass.

[benburch is bipartisan with his @$$.]

I hate them too...you are so not alone. . . .

[It's a regular HateFest!]

I'm still hoping to see some unity between the two parties. . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

Whew! Catharsis or primal scream therapy?

[Neither. Normal DUmmie discourse.]

BTW, does anyone know what's going on with Randi Rhodes?

[Rehab?]

Joe Fields, here's the next step... Figure out a way to take your rant (with which I fully agree) and PG edit it for a family newspaper!

[Like the Manson Family.]


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To: Charles Henrickson
bipartisanship my ass.

There are two sides to every ass.

41 posted on 02/17/2009 9:03:04 AM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: Bobkk47

There is a healthy trade in firearms in the gang-infested inner city. All it takes is the amoral intellectuals to look the other way and let those thugs do their business.

They are poor, you understand, and have “just” grievances to the libs, so who’s going to speak out against it? Remember the L.A. riots? Now imagine that gone national. The left will excuse that behavior like they always have....this requires no new ideological developments on their part.

Crap, I’m even scaring myself now.


42 posted on 02/17/2009 9:05:01 AM PST by Claud
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To: Charles Henrickson
I don't have to be nice.

Yes you do, mister! Just because your bed is in the basement doesn't mean you don't have to share the computer.

43 posted on 02/17/2009 9:06:52 AM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: roses of sharon

DU is Ultra-Homosexual Psycho/Fascist. Not to mention “LOSER”. The Master Race mentality there permates from every thread.


44 posted on 02/17/2009 9:07:06 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I have a lot on my mind and a sh*tload of arthritis medicine.”

What? No general acceptance of the aging process? How dissappointing that this DUmmie would burden our health care system with his selfish desire to improve his quality of life.


45 posted on 02/17/2009 9:08:03 AM PST by CSM (Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
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To: JRios1968
Are you ready to unleash the fury.

LOL!

46 posted on 02/17/2009 9:08:25 AM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dogs are dogs. Not human beings.

One of the precursors to genocide is to deny the humanity of the intended victims.

My best guess is the attitude on DU represents maybe 10 to 15 percent of the country. Under a powerful leader, a minority of those group could be whipped up to want to actually kill conservatives.

The key is to never, ever, let ourselves be disarmed. Having a genocide against an armed population is very difficult.

The danger may be in subtle changes to laws that may end up putting prominent conservatives in prison. For example, imagine if discrimination in hiring, retention, and promotion became a criminal rather than a civil offense. Some district attorney could start indicting any prominent business leader who didn't hire enough of this group or that group.

Alternatively, they could slip in a line into a law saying that "hate speech" on the radio was a criminal offense, and assure us they were just trying to prevent extreme situations. Next thing we know, Rush and Sean are arrested. DUers would cheer such an event.

The point is that we need to stay vigilant. The DUers and their ilk are filled with hate.

47 posted on 02/17/2009 9:10:53 AM PST by Our man in washington
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To: Charles Henrickson
BTW, does anyone know what's going on with Randi Rhodes?

For all I know she wrote the OP.

48 posted on 02/17/2009 9:22:04 AM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bring it on!

As they said in the 1979 movie, "The Wanderers," - "Let's Rumble."
49 posted on 02/17/2009 9:27:00 AM PST by Nowhere Man (Is Barak HUSSEIN Obama an Anti-Christ? - B.O. Stinks! (Robert Riddle))
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To: svcw

I’m still baffled by the reference to arthritis medicine.


I’m not - he’s feeling the buzz from something. Of course, “medicine” can mean different things to different people. In this case it is likely a joint.


50 posted on 02/17/2009 9:31:27 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: freedomlover

You mean smoking pot would help my arthritis - wooo hooo. Never heard that before.


51 posted on 02/17/2009 9:41:55 AM PST by svcw (This maybe my last transmission - God have mercy on us.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's open season on republicans

I guess the "Be vewy qwiet" admonition doesn't apply to Pubbie-hunting...

52 posted on 02/17/2009 10:13:12 AM PST by mikrofon (DUAC Season!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I watched an Anne Frank movie last night and asked myself how could something like this really happen in a civilized society?.
Then I read this crap.
These people are still the hate-filled lunatics they always were.
53 posted on 02/17/2009 10:13:18 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Insert benburch joke here.]

Charles, did you really have to put the word insert so close to benburch?


54 posted on 02/17/2009 10:15:00 AM PST by kenth
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To: svcw

I imagine weed would magnify the pain of artritis.


55 posted on 02/17/2009 10:15:06 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson
"F*CK THE REPUBLICONS!!!

If Republicans are the Cons, why do more scum bag, low- lifes get their mug shots while wearing Obama t-shirts?.

And why do dimwits go to extreme lengths to register felons?

And why does Fast Eddie Rendell care more about the perp vote than the miliatry vote?

Inquiring minds want to know.

56 posted on 02/17/2009 10:34:37 AM PST by libs_kma (F.U.B.O.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
--hatred of conservatives, hatred of Republicans, hatred of anyone who opposes them.

Sounds like FR at times!

Amazing << Hear this. Feel this, and tell me that this isn't music.

Hey Barack HUSSEIN Obama, I went to Harvard too! That was the worst fieldtrip of my life, but I went there...


57 posted on 02/17/2009 10:40:06 AM PST by rdb3 (The mouth is the exhaust pipe of the heart.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Time for gun confiscation. From Democrats.


58 posted on 02/17/2009 11:10:08 AM PST by Kyle Reese
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To: Charles Henrickson

After about the 3rd F bomb, I’d be walking away from this guy.

If he followed me, I’d be grabbing a 2x4.

What a jerk. His way of life is in power and he still blames Bush. Bush doubling the national debt in 8 years bad, Obama quadrupling the national debt in 3 weeks, good.

Unbelievable.


59 posted on 02/17/2009 11:28:11 AM PST by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I feel like I've just been threatened by a three-year-old.

The one enjoyable thing about this political disaster is rubbing my liberal friends' noses in their own incompetence. They have Congress and the White House and they're still whining about Republican "obstruction"? Sorry guys, no more Bush, no more excuses. And one month into the failed Obama administration and they're already shifting their talking points to "Bush screwed up the country so we can't do anything we promised" just as predicted.

60 posted on 02/17/2009 11:36:15 AM PST by Billthedrill
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