Posted on 02/15/2009 8:10:33 AM PST by OL Hickory
Yup, the Healthy Penis campaign is back in San Francisco and organizers claim it is better than ever. Not since the Sexual Harassment Panda or Larry the Lobster has a mascot been so confusing.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcphiladelphia.com ...
He doesn't look healthy.
Last night I saw my first advertisement on TV (during a family movie) for a dating service - with 2 guys.
Within a few weeks, my own state legislature will ratify homosexual marriage and foist it upon the citizens who don't want it.
Things are happening at lightening speed in these last days.
Where Lorena Bobbit when we need her
Where’s the picture of the guy wearing the full sized healthy condom costume lisping “safe sex! safe sex!”?
If I was walking with my young daughter on a city street one Sunday and a man in a penis costume approached us terrifying my child they would be finding a bloody penis laying in the gutter.
I wonder if this thread will get yanked.
As far as mascots go, you sure can beat a healthy penis.
Pun of the day alert!
nufsed
I saw it also but I wasn't really paying attention and when I looked up and saw the two guys, yechhhhhh.
I think it was called "interactive males" or something similar.
We now have passed all limits of morality, I can't wait until there will be "dating services" for animals.
Screw'em, kill'em, eat'em" or maybe eat'em twice.
If that thought makes you sick, you are just a bigot and an animalphobe, {or maybe a vegan that doesn't object to the first eat'em but can't stand the thought of the second.
He’s a wacky guy.
Joe Murray wrote in an AFA article: “The Buggery Blitzkrieg that started in 2003 came fast and furious. Not unlike the French of World War II, traditionalists were quickly overrun and astonished at the lightening-fast strike that came from the homosexual lobby. From Lawrence v. Texas to Gavin Newsom’s weddings by the bay, traditionalists were overwhelmed by the war that was unleashed on them.”
Maybe Last Days should be cazpitalized. I am praying HE comes SOON!
ARRGGG! Its too early in the day for my giggle out loud of the day award, but, KarlInOhio,my FRiend, you got it. I might have to give out two today! Thanks for the chuckle....
Three third graders from Philadelphia, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. ‘Let’s see who has the largest weenie.’ He says, ‘Okay?’
They all agree.
The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
‘That’s nothing,’ says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid’s mother asks him what he did at school today.
‘Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called ‘Let’s see who has the largest weenie.’
‘What kind of game is that, honey?’ asks the mother.
‘Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it’s because I’m Black. Is that true?
‘No, Leroy It’s because you’re eighteen and still in the third grade.
now that’s funny!!
Sooooo...is this evidence of uncircumsized discrimination? (I can’t believe I posted this...)
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