[ADReditor]

This was Melissa Barnhart's first article for American Daily Review. Feel free to read the article, ask questions and make comments as you see fit. Melissa is a professional journalist by trade and wrote a stinger of an article based on New Yor Times blogger Judith Warner's "sexual fantasies" about Barack Obama and the "stimulus package." Enjoy!

[HomeschoolMomma]

I went to bed last night dreaming I got screwed by 0bama...and I woke up this morning...and it was TRUE!

[ClearCase_guy]

At the traditional Witches' Sabbath, the followers of Satan were expected to show their loyalty by kissing the devil's backside.

This is close enough, thank you.

[anniegetyourgun]

I gotta take a shower now.

[Allegra]

“Holy crap! It’s really is huge.” Judith Warner, a journalist and contributor to The New York Times blog “Domestic Disturbances,” shared her and her friends’ fantasies about having illicit sex with President Barack Obama...

Of course, she was referring to his ego.

[jabonz08]

What? No Barf Alert?

[QBFimi]

If you think intellect drives sexuality; think again. Barnhart simply wants to get impregnated with some of that high-quality sperm and doesn’t have sense enough to realize it. Why? So her babies can grow up to be President (or corrupt Chicago politicians). She may as well be an in-heat ape in a zoo.

[jimbo123]

[popdonnelly]

Yep, it’s a cult. Beware these people, they’re irrational.

[popdonnelly]

Funny that these liberals don’t believe in such things as Christianity, Western culture, or even the Constitution, but they believe wholeheartedly in the Cult of Obama. The Cult of Obama is a complete fabrication created by a group of political consultants.

[Brytani]

I must be the only female in the US who does not find Obama attractive. But I admit I do have a fantasy about the O. It has to do with handcuffs, grand juries, judges, long prison sentences etc.

[Texas Fossil]

My dreams of BO are different

Going Down in Flames!

[Ukiapah Heep]

How's this for a fantasy? Hillary C and Michelle O cement wrestling. When the cement hardens, we can dump the mess in the lake. Of course, with those two at it, the cement may need Viagra to harden.

[lacrew]

Only Larry Sinclair can imagine what Chris Mathews dreams about.

[jwparkerjr]

Reminds me of the line in “All In The Family” when Archie and Lionel were talking and Archie made some reference to the “Black Myth”, to which Lionel rejoined, “Hey, it’s not our fault you whites chose Santa Claus!” That’s not the exact wording, but close enough.

Or the joke about the little black kid who came home from school all excited because he had won the longest-penis-in-the-fifth-grade contest at recess. I would love to tell it here, but it’s way too racist.