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"Sleazy Lyin' Cheater" song
Eudaimonia and other pursuits ^ | 02/02/2009 | MT

Posted on 02/02/2009 7:23:40 AM PST by mft112345

He swore that he'd stay faithful. He said she was the one. She wasn't very grateful when she heard what he'd done. She met the other woman and asked if it were true. "Said he was a widower. I swear I never knew."

"No, I don't blame you honey. You probably didn't know. And, after we confront him, he's yours; I've gotta go. You thought he was the rich one. He sponges off of me. My lawyer's going to blast him back into poverty."

"You sleazy lyin' cheater. Can't keep it in your pants. You never guessed I'd meet her or catch your sly romance. Tell me, 'Mr. Widower,' exactly how I died." He said: "I hoped a car crash. It didn't work; I tried."

She ran and reached the front door when mistress tripped her down. "The only place you're going is six feet underground." He buried both that weekend but couldn't hide his crimes. Now, he's his cellmate's girlfriend on deathrow doing time. Please listen to song and comment..

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TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: marriagevows; song
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