DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-09 (Inauguration Fever hits DUmmieland!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

The day is surely drawing near! Obamassiah has mounted the Democrat donkey and is approaching the Holy City for his triumphal entry! The countdown continues! Will the ball descend in Times Square? I don't know. TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually.

But Inauguration Fever is on the rise in DUmmieland, even as the temperatures in DC are going down! Maybe we can catch some of the festivities on TV. Do you think any of the networks will cover it? YA THINK? It's ALL OBAMA, ALL THE TIME! "Wall-to-wall" coverage? More like, "Through the walls, down the stairs, up on the rooftop, over the river and through the woods" coverage! But the adoring Obambats in DUmmieland are giddy, and they'll be glued to every inspirational moment. Check out this THREAD, "Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!"

So get out your Winky-Dink screen and place it on your television, so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time. Use the Bolshevik Red crayon, which is the same color as the DUmmie ejaculations below, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who unfortunately will be washing his hair all day Tuesday and thus will miss ObamaFest, is in the [Barackets]:

Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!

[Oh, good! Tell me about all the stuff I won't be watching!]

Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

[How about making a list of all the TV programming that will NOT be Obamamatic? That would be a lot shorter.]

Hopefully, someone else will find this helpful.

[I find it unnecessary. Flip on any channel and it's bound to be Obama Time.]

All times Eastern

[All coverage fawning.]

Saturday
10am - CSPAN - Obama's Love Train departs Philly.

[People all over the world, join hands. . . .]

1pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - Train picks up Joe Biden . . .

[At the Home Depot.]

in Wimington. . . .

[I thought he lived in Scranton?]

4:15pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - train arrives in Baltimore, another ceremony likely to follow.

[Palm branches to be distributed.]

5pm - MSNBC - Hardball with Tweet for what I assume is the train arriving in DC.

[The thrill running up Tweety's leg may cause technical difficulties.]

Sunday
2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)

[HBO to be renamed BHO.]

Inaugural Celebration Concert at the Lincoln Memorial

[Lincoln Memorial to be renamed Barackropolis.]

(HBO's site says "watch a message from the President elect" while CSPAN says "address by the President elect." he may be there or may not be)

[Present-Elect?]

Monday
8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.

[AKA Minnie and Daisy.]

Tuesday
all day coverage . . .

[WE WANT MORE! MORE! MORE! WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!!]

11:30am - Inaugural Ceremony Beings

[BlackBerry Hussein Obama, strange being from another planet. . . .]

2:30pm - parade actitivies

[Here we'll be doing parody activities.]

(Bush's departure etc)

[NO! NO! HE CAN'T LEAVE! WHAT WILL WE DO WITH OUR BDS????]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

[There goes the neighborhood!]

appearance by Barack and Michelle.

[Oh joy! Oh rapture! Bamalot!]

Please! if I left anything out, lemme know!

[WE MUST KNOW . . . EVERY . . . SINGLE . . . SECOND!!]

I guess I be will be glued to C-span all day Saturday.

[It's kind of like sniffing glue, isn't it?]

If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday.

[The Triumph of the Moonbats!]

Maps, Performers, Parties, Balls, etc.

[Barf Bags not included.]

I am so excited...I have my own countdown clock!!!

[I myself am counting down the days to 1-20-13.]

Mods- can we keep this pinned and open for late edits?

[How about we frame it and bronze it and place it on our mantel?]

I believe I'll be kicking this. . . .

[I believe I'll be sick.]

I took the day off to celebrate.

[A day off from not working.]

I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement.

[I'm all atwitter! I'm like a little schoolgirl!]

I cannot wait for Tuesday. . . .

[I cannot wait for 2013.]

whoot!

[w00t!]

well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!

[You should try the smudge-free mascara, ben. Tears of joy are not a problem.]

I will be DVR'ing all of this.

[It's already DRVing me crazy.]

I assume CNN will be covering the train arriving too?

[CNN has a correspondent just to cover the porters.]

the places where I wrote (TV coverage uncertain) I am assuming CSPAN, MSNBC, CNN etc. will be covering those, but I couldn't find any definate listings.

[It will be everywhere, all the time, on every channel, don't worry. The Hunting & Fishing Channel is doing "Favorite Duck Calls of the Obamas." The Food Network is having an "Arugula Marathon." CNN/SI is doing a special "Swimsuit Edition: Obama's Pecs." But the capper will be on the Fashion Channel, "Michelle's Extreme Makeover: Jackie Style."]

Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

[All of them. Indeed, special channels are being created, even as we speak, to beam the events to other planets. Enjoy!]

[Paul Heinzman]

Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

What exactly do you think a spreadsheet is?

[Paul Heinzman]

I took the day off to celebrate.

Call in gay.

[Paul Heinzman]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

His balls are always bouncing to the left and ... further to the left.

[Condor51]

All times Eastern

That's divisive and exclusionary!

Sunday 2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)

That's Racist and Homophobic. Not everyone has cable --
Women, Poor, and Minorities Hardest Hit!.

Monday 8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.

'Kids Ball'? Bunch of fricken pedophiles!
And what's up with this 'Michelle and Jill'? A little Lesbian Action for the Obama perverts living in momma's basement?

Tuesday, all day coverage . . .

Oh well, guess I'll miss that. I have to rearrange my sock drawer.

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

'Neighbohood Ball'? That's just sick.

I took the day off to celebrate.

'Took' as in past tense'? Hellllllooo, it hasn't happened yet DUmmie.

[Paul Heinzman]

well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!

The Random Thoughts Department just chimed in.

[Ditter]

While you will be washing your hair all day Tuesday Mr. Ditter and I will be taking turns in the bathroom. We have picked up a virus that is very appropriate for the way we feel about nObama. WE might be getting better by Tuesday but I am sure the goings on in DC will bring on a relapse. I am relapsing just thinking about “the one”.

[pillut48]

LOL! Perfect! Because strangely enough, I only have 9 toes! ;-)

(Lost my right pinky toe in a bike accident when I was a kid...)

[pillut48]

So....you think you can avoid "Obamaitis", do you???

You think video games are safe, do you??? Oh, yeah??

I think not!! Be afraid. Be very afraid!

[insert evile laugh here]

[pillut48]

Agreed—don’t you know it was a MANDATE because there was a single digit difference between the two candidates?!?

Sheesh. It was practically a landslide, I tell ya! A landslide!!

/sarc

[HangThemHigh]

"Just wait until the dimocrats post inauguration anticlimactic mass depression starts setting it. It will be the salvation of all of the major drug companies."

The Mexican drug cartels should fare well, too. I hear the downturn has hurt them, too.

[pillut48]

I expect that the O’s will be having them over to the WH soon for a little tea party in the Oval Office—you know, crossing the bord...uh, aisle, trying to make reparations...uh, repairs with Me-hee-co for all the damage the past 8 years of the failed Bush administration policies...drugs probably won’t even be illegal come this time next year (just because it’s wrong doesn’t mean people shouldn’t have a choice! It’s guaranteed in that flawed Constitution thingie!!) and the drug cartel lords will be serving in special made up offices of the O’ administration!!

(I’d put in a /sarc but I’m feeling a bit Nostradumus-y today...)

[pillut48]

That is an insult to pink sea stars everywhere!!! Take it back, or we’re gonna sic Sandy Cheeks on you!!!

;-)

[Arrowhead1952]

Tuesday
all day coverage . . .

I've decided to watch paint dry at work all day.

[Arrowhead1952]

don’t these bastards realize that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud

How dare you not bow to the anointed one, you heretic? Don't you know he was sent to unite the country? < /sarc>

[mikrofon]

Nothing in the listing re: Monday being MLK Jr. Day?

I’d have thought that the Obamassiah would be channeling the civil rights leader or something....

[Arrowhead1952]

When he falls from his pedestal, he will fall hard.

I figure his approval numbers will fall a bunch when he does not deliver on his promises to fill their gas tanks and pay their mortgage. Suckers are born every day.

"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls last year and removed all doubt."

[mikrofon]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

Dat be- "De Ball in da 'Hood", yo...

[mikrofon]

If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday

Also streamed on-line at: radio.obamanation-r.us

[mikrofon]

Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

Don't forget "The Obama Channel" marathon from your local satellite provider...

[mikrofon]

Given your quick-witted retorts, we can call you Fasta Pazul