[MinuteGal]

Oh, oh, yes, I'm the Great Pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My greed is such I pretend too much
I'm a fraud but the masses can't tell

Oh, oh, yes, I'm the Great Pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I'm playing the game and I have no shame
The world will provide me the throne

Yes, I'm the Great Pretender
Just laughin' and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm preparing my head for the crown
And no one will dare bring me down

Leni

[aculeus]

That's one tune not to be played at any Inauguration Ball.

[seenenuf]

One of your best dittys - o’ poetess laurate of FR.

(The Platters?)