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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-09 (DUmmies Outraged at Obama's Surgeon General Pick)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 01/08/09 | DUmmie sabra, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 01/08/2009 4:27:37 PM PST by Paul Heinzman

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Special thanks to Roscoe Karns for the awesome Obama Scream graphic. I asked him to do that up for me back when McCain had that short lived lead over Obama, but I never got a chance to use it, so I'm debuting it tonight.
1 posted on 01/08/2009 4:27:37 PM PST by Paul Heinzman
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/08/2009 4:30:59 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Democrat boot camp requires an attitude at graduation.

A true democrat is NEVER happy.

Family Feud time!

3 posted on 01/08/2009 4:37:26 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: Paul Heinzman

TOP 5~!


4 posted on 01/08/2009 4:41:44 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Even before taking office 0bama is already the most disappointing president-elect in history. Serves you right, 0 for having such a self-destructive ego. And it serves you right, too, MSM for ushering him in. I would be feeling schadenfreude but our country is sinking fast and “President” Gilligan 0bama is at the helm. God help us. God help us all.


5 posted on 01/08/2009 4:41:45 PM PST by LiberConservative
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BAD POKE !!!


6 posted on 01/08/2009 4:43:41 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Paul Heinzman

7


7 posted on 01/08/2009 4:49:39 PM PST by chesley (A pox on both their houses. I've voted for my last RINO.)
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Why not Dr. Phil for cryin out loud.

Is that a joke?

8 posted on 01/08/2009 5:04:59 PM PST by HoosierHawk
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Why not Dr. Phil for cryin out loud.

Is that a joke?

9 posted on 01/08/2009 5:05:03 PM PST by HoosierHawk
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8! Woot!

Dr. Manny on FOX News must be jealous ping!


10 posted on 01/08/2009 5:07:32 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: pillut48

Not 8, but still top 10! Yeah, baby! :-)


11 posted on 01/08/2009 5:08:16 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Paul Heinzman
DUmmies are never happy unless they are miserable.

Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy would have been my pick for SG.

12 posted on 01/08/2009 5:15:17 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: pillut48

It was a tossup between Dr. Manny and Dr. Rosenfeld on my first comment. Since I really only get a chance to watch the health segments on Fox on the weekends, I went with Dr. Rosenfeld because I’m familiar with him.


13 posted on 01/08/2009 5:23:46 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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[Dr. Gupta’s talents could be put to much better use giving lobotomies to DUmmies.]

If he could lobotomize a DUmmie, he’s not a doctor, he’s a magician. Just finding a single braincell in that hive would put him on par with the mythical Merlin.


14 posted on 01/08/2009 5:31:48 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg
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bravo!


15 posted on 01/08/2009 5:52:09 PM PST by GeronL (intermitten freeper)
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Yes. I have an advanced degree in it.

Now I remember DUmmie yardwork! She was featured in another DUFU of yours. She's a self described "woman, lesbian, pagan, socialist, and a feminist". (What a shocker on that last one). The only thing yardwork has an advanced degree in is Plaid Shirt & Mullet Maintenance.

16 posted on 01/08/2009 6:02:27 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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If he could lobotomize a DUmmie, he’s not a doctor, he’s a magician. Just finding a single braincell in that hive would put him on par with the mythical Merlin.

While I find your diagnosis hilarious, Dr.Zoidberg, I do not concur. Performing a lobotomy on a DUmmie is more like performing an appendectomy on a zombie: The surgery will be a success, the patient will survive, but there will be no change in the symptoms.

17 posted on 01/08/2009 6:05:01 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Greta Van Sustren for Solicitor General?


18 posted on 01/08/2009 6:06:18 PM PST by E Rocc (Molon Labe)
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LOL, I get the feeling 0 is channel surfing to make his list of nominees.


19 posted on 01/08/2009 6:16:35 PM PST by kenth (It's now spend and tax. How's that for change?)
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I think a lot of DUmmies have advanced degrees in one useless field or another. I'm pretty sure that in addition to her advanced degree in public health, she has degrees in womyn's studies and political science.

But I'm not a DU anthropologist. That's franksolich's job (and this being yearly job evaluation season I rate him "Exceeds Expectations").

Singling out yardwork was serendipity (the word, not the DUmmie, because I'm sure there is a DUmmie named "serendipity").

20 posted on 01/08/2009 6:22:02 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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