plans abat runnin for prezeedunt."
"Chonny and Wooty choin me to announce my eentenshun to trow dem both
undah da bus so's I kin get federal tax dollahs to bailout bankrupt Kaliforneeah."
" You RINOS bettah make udder plans. I gotda funny feeling
da Reepublucan Potty tinks you two are pure crapola."
" I hear RINOS kin get jobs as Val-Mart greeters, and Home Depot paint
mixers unt McD's ketchop pumpers, or vaiters at Ved Lobstah."
"Kaleefurnia really needs da money. ai'll kiss anyboty's tookus to gets da money."
" Ai'll trow Lyndsee, Villyraygoosa unt dem RINOS and punkeos unter da bus.
Mebee I trow Maria under da bus, too."