The Bailout Bunch

The Values Voter ^

[Keyes2000mt]

Here’s the story about something shady Of some guys from Wall Street who were in a jam Their companies were losing lots of money So they got a big handout from Uncle Sam

Here’s the story of some auto makers Who were making products people wouldn’t buy So they flew in on expensive jets And they begged for a handout from you and I

And the day that we started giving money To rich guys who were in a crunch Lots of others learned from their example And that’s how we wound up with the Bailout Bunch

The Bailout Bunch The Bailout Bunch That’s the way these guys became the Bail Out Bunch

(Don't miss the next exciting episode. The Bailout Bunch takes a vacation to Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon! Unfortunately there isn't enough room on the expensive jets for either the taxpayers or for their own hard working employees who did everything they could do to keep their businesses going. But the execs have a fantastic time!)

[Keyes2000mt]

"The Bailout Bunch" Theme Song (Sung to the tune of the theme of "The Brady Bunch")

Here’s the story about something shady
Of some guys from Wall Street who were in a jam
Their companies were losing lots of money
So they got a big handout from Uncle Sam

Here’s the story of some auto makers
Who were making products people wouldn’t buy
So they flew in on expensive jets
And they begged for a handout from you and I

And the day that we started giving money
To rich guys who were in a crunch
Lots of others learned from their example
And that’s how we wound up with the Bailout Bunch

The Bailout Bunch
The Bailout Bunch
That’s the way these guys became the Bail Out Bunch

(Don't miss the next exciting episode. The Bailout Bunch takes a vacation to Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon! Unfortunately there isn't enough room on the expensive jets for either the taxpayers or for their own hard working employees who did everything they could do to keep their businesses going. But the execs have a fantastic time!) http://thevaluesvoter.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!F3D4C1BC1D8B0D91!1515.entry

[OneWingedShark]

Good points: It’s true, and slightly humorous.
Bad Points: It’s not actually sung...