To: big black dog
3 posted on
11/18/2008 3:29:17 PM PST by
Semper911
(When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
To: big black dog
Don Rickles tells the exact same joke.
He was trying to woo a girl at dinner and told Sinatra to come over and say hi. Except this was supposed to be a true story, I could see Rickles doing that to Sinatra.
4 posted on
11/18/2008 3:32:08 PM PST by
word_warrior_bob
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To: big black dog
God I would love to do that in real life!
6 posted on
11/18/2008 3:38:01 PM PST by
Soothesayer
(The United States of America Rest in Peace November 4 2008)
To: big black dog
Obama and McCain are in a barbershop grabbing a shave. Obama’s barber finishes and reaches for the aftershave.
“Oh no.” says Obama. “My wife will think I’ve been in a brothel.”
McCain’s barber finishes and looks at him with a questioning look.
“Go ahead” says McCain. “My wife doesn’t know what a brothel smells like.”
8 posted on
11/18/2008 3:50:24 PM PST by
Roccus
(Someday it'll all make sense.............maybe.)
To: big black dog
I like this joke much better when told about Bill Gates.
9 posted on
11/18/2008 7:25:01 PM PST by
grey_whiskers
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