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Dish Network Says Waxman’s Ears Stealing Premium Channels
DotPenn.com ^ | 11-07-2008 | Sven Waring

Posted on 11/07/2008 2:03:20 AM PST by SvenWaring

Henry Waxman House Elf

Satire site has limited success drawing comparison between Waxman and Dobby's big ears, while making the photo relevant to the post.

Dish Network, the satellite television conglomerate, announced today that they are investigating the illegal use of House Elf Representative Henry Waxman's ears to illegally access premium satellite channels.

Waxman's large array jug-handled sized ears are capable of picking up satellite signals, as well as x-ray bursts from distant galaxies , but the network claimed that Waxman is digitally reproducing these signals for his friends and family.

Napolean Bernapart, a representative of Dish Network, said the the Congressman has overstepped his bounds.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: congress; nostrilitis; satellite; television; waxman

1 posted on 11/07/2008 2:03:20 AM PST by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

Along with that EPA request he stop breathing all the air, he should just resign in disgrace. :P


2 posted on 11/07/2008 2:11:42 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (1-22-13)
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To: SvenWaring

Childish.

If you have something substantial to say, say it. Don’t ridicule a person’s appearance.


3 posted on 11/07/2008 2:14:39 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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To: Darkwolf377

he’s worth keeping around to keep the pollen count down


4 posted on 11/07/2008 2:24:46 AM PST by gusopol3
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To: gusopol3

He’s also the perpetual champion of the annual Congressional Truffle Hunt.


5 posted on 11/07/2008 2:27:13 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (1-22-13)
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To: SvenWaring
It's a pig-man!”
6 posted on 11/07/2008 2:43:55 AM PST by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Oh lighten up, it was funny.


7 posted on 11/07/2008 2:45:15 AM PST by darkangel82
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To: darkangel82
Oh lighten up, it was funny.

I didn't think it was particularly clever. Sometimes when we're angry we want to strike out. I just think we should aim our shots a little more carefully. This is DU-esque in its childishness.

8 posted on 11/07/2008 3:56:18 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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To: SvenWaring

ever seen this guy in HD
I got a new 46” TV last christmas
I accidently turned on cspan while waxman was on,
scared the poor little dog and the kids so bad I had to change the channel


9 posted on 11/07/2008 6:55:54 AM PST by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: SvenWaring

BAT BOY LIVES!!!!!!


10 posted on 11/07/2008 10:17:39 AM PST by YdontUleaveLibs (Reason is out to lunch. How may I help you?)
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To: SvenWaring

Not only a stupid vanity but you’re advertising your personal POS site!


11 posted on 11/07/2008 10:20:26 AM PST by dalereed
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