Posted on 10/31/2008 1:33:13 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Hallo-bama-ween costume receives "funniest" and "changiest."
For mothers and fathers on Welfare, trick or treat night can be an arduous, work-like mission.
"Shoots sake, it's almost like I got a job or something," said Geraldine Walbacker. "March the whole way around the block for a Snickers? I don't think so."
This Halloween, millions of state and local Welfare recipients, like Walbacker, can sign up for the TOT-A plan, or trick or treat assistance. The government program takes 35 percent of the Halloween treats from working trick-or-treaters and divides the spoils among the unfortunate and the truly unambitious.
G. Kurt Marns, who heads up the regional TOT-A program, said the program redistributes the wealth of tootsie rolls, candy apples, candy corn and other festive treats.
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
This is a joke right? I’ve been caught with my intellegence in question before.
Trutfully speaking, The zaininess of libtards makes it hard nowadys to tell the diffrence.
Sven, Is this satire?
ping to self to show daughter when she wakes up.
It’s satire... at least today.
Tomorrow. Who knows?
I like to refer to this a Prophetic Satire.
I tried to post to you earlier with the comment:
I double dog dare you, Just make sure that you have enough candy on hand in case they decide to riot.
Cat that is not declawed would do the trick, But seriously I’d advise against what you propose to do. I double dogged dared you to do this, but I hope the you’re just pullin my chain like I was pullin yours. Many kids go Trick or treating with thier parents. And even if you kid with a kid, and one of these parents finds it an excuse to do something dumb. Well lets just say 22lb kitty may not be enough.
Watch the video at this link entitled The Plot to Overthrow the United States of America. Watch it all the way to the end (55.5 min). Then send to EVERYONE you know.
http://www.viddler.com/explore/CitizenSlim/videos/1/
That cartoon was actually my inspiration.
Check out some of the replies to this post:
http://www.dotpenn.com/2008/514/obama-promises-middle-class-theyll-never-be-wealthy.html
Unbelievable:
a)He can’t take a joke.
b)He’s an idiot.
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