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Reid, Edwards, Pelosi & Obama Join Forces To Form R.E.P.O.
Elective Decisions ^
| 10/25/08
| Chris Davis
Posted on 10/25/2008 9:12:19 PM PDT by writer33
Washington—With a show of absolute power, Senator Harry Reid, D-NV, John Edwards, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, and Senator Barack Obama, D-IL, have joined forces to form R.E.P.O., inc. (Reid, Edwards, Pelosi, Obama).
The show of solidarity was made to usher in the two significant events in American history - the election of Senator Barack Obama as President of the United States, and the repossession of Americans’ 401K plans, backing it with a guaranteed retirement account with government bonds.
R.E.P.O. is designed to protect America’s interest from the failures of the free market and capitalism, giving citizens hope for brighter days in their golden years. According to reports from Capitol Hill, the plan works this way as a repurchase agreement for a financial institution.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
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To: skinkinthegrass
Just playing it safe. Thanks for reding, skink. I appreciate it.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:25:08 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: SouthTexas
Wonder if they’ll get a big towtruck for all the cars too?Probably gonna have to. But government can handle it. Never fear.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:26:23 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: machogirl
Their going to repo the country.Well stated, machogirl. That about sums it up.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:26:58 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
"Well put.It's just how I feel. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:27:30 PM PDT
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: max americana
Awesome satire. The dude sounds like one of the writers for the Half Hour Fox show.Thank you. I appreciate the compliment. More than you know.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:27:44 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: machogirl
Could be a good country song? :-)
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:28:44 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: blackbart.223
You’re not the only one indeed.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:29:31 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: NoRedTape
Thanks for reading, NoRedTape. I appreciate it.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:29:48 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: NoRedTape
It sure as hell isn’t America.
29
posted on
10/25/2008 9:29:58 PM PDT
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: writer33
Think they may run out of places to put them!
30
posted on
10/25/2008 9:32:03 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Invert the 5-4 and you have no rights.)
To: writer33
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:32:09 PM PDT
by
machogirl
(when the call comes at 3:00 am, what if the teleprompter is broken?)
To: writer33
Gonna be “repo-ing” my truck, turning it into scrap metal for china, making me drive the latest commie car....
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:33:28 PM PDT
by
machogirl
(when the call comes at 3:00 am, what if the teleprompter is broken?)
To: writer33
I never thought I would live to see this. I guess I was wrong.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:33:59 PM PDT
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: SouthTexas
Think they may run out of places to put them!Nope. Eminent domain. Knock, knock, knock. Time to move. :-)
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:36:02 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: machogirl
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:36:18 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: machogirl
Gonna be “repo-ing” my truck, turning it into scrap metal for china, making me drive the latest commie car....Yep.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:36:58 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Think it may be time for a bigger dog. :)
37
posted on
10/25/2008 9:37:11 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Invert the 5-4 and you have no rights.)
To: blackbart.223
Now this is satire, but they were discussing this 401K pension plan stuff on the hill on Friday.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:37:28 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: machogirl
They ain't taking my truck!
Probably won't start anyway.
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:40:34 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Invert the 5-4 and you have no rights.)
To: SouthTexas
Think it may be time for a bigger dog.May be indeed. :-)
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posted on
10/25/2008 9:42:28 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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