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Congressman Says He Is Victim in Sex Scandal
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 18 Oct 2008
| John Semmens
Posted on 10/21/2008 7:51:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
He his guilty of thinking with his small head and not his big one.
The rat’s should tell him to give up but instead they prop him up. What a great message they sent to each and every one of us.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:52:33 AM PDT
by
ncfool
(Obama stands for The New United Socialist Sta'te or "TNUSSA")
To: John Semmens
Well now, seems your wife disagrees, you dolt Mahoney.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:53:12 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
To: John Semmens
Translation: “My poll numbers are really, really low — but I think I can push them lower!”
To: John Semmens
The Dem definition of victim is he got caught.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:53:42 AM PDT
by
bestintxas
(It's great in Texas)
To: John Semmens
ROTFLMBO!!!!!
This guy's even worse than Slick Willie!
That's a whopper.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:54:59 AM PDT
by
T Lady
(Palin-Jindal 2012)
To: John Semmens
"Clearly I’m the victim here"
The USA continues to be the attempted victim of 'Rats.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:55:32 AM PDT
by
Paladin2
(Palin for President! (PUMA))
To: John Semmens
“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”There is no need for parody when it comes to this guy.
Mr. niteowl77
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:56:57 AM PDT
by
niteowl77
(The niteowl77s: parents who support those who support their soldier.)
To: John Semmens
So, he’s an admitted ‘John’ and she is a prostitute. Where are the charges? He should be arrested like anyone else who hires a prostitute.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:57:09 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: John Semmens
****“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”****
Clearly, you are making an a** of yourself.
To: John Semmens
Ok you!!! It took me FOUR sentences this time, for my mouth to drop open and to realize it was satire. You’re good, I have to tell you, you are good.
LMBO
*tagline quote from Art Buchwald
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:57:47 AM PDT
by
IrishBlue06
(You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.)
To: John Semmens
This guy is to much! He couldn’t keep the one eyed snake in his pants and HE’S the victim?! ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:57:53 AM PDT
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
To: John Semmens
He is a *victim* of his own choices. Period.
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:58:21 AM PDT
by
SumProVita
("Cogito ergo sum pro vita." .....updated Descartes)
To: IrishBlue06
I fell into the trap again. Lol...
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:59:18 AM PDT
by
SumProVita
("Cogito ergo sum pro vita." .....updated Descartes)
To: John Semmens
I don’t fall for these *anymore* because I know you write satire!
Of course, when he appears on CNN tomorrow with these statements ...
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posted on
10/21/2008 7:59:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(After 5:00 p.m., slip brains through slot in door.)
To: ncfool
He his guilty of thinking with his small head and not his big one. Given his statements and behavior, it might be difficult to know which is smaller.
To: John Semmens
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posted on
10/21/2008 8:00:59 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Obama and ITS thugs are made paranoid by Sarahnoia. (stole from molly_jack2007))
To: John Semmens
“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” You violated the law by hiring a prostitute.... then she blackmailed you to stay quiet... So not only are you a CRIMINAL.. you are STUPID to boot. If that is the sort of judgement you have sir, you are disqualified from public office.
If you want to be in the lime light and can't find sex partners who can keep quiet about it, you are a fool.
To: John Semmens
“The point is, I was paying her for sex,” Mahoney said. “When she cut me off I had no further use for her. It’s not like she knew anything about campaigns or advertising. She’s the one who reneged on the agreement we had. Then she blackmailed me. Clearly I’m the victim here. I just hope the voters will appreciate that.”
To: John Semmens
Playing the victim - priceless!
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posted on
10/21/2008 8:06:31 AM PDT
by
mouse1
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