VP Hopeful Palin Promises to Pull Troops Out of Chicago

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical ^ | Octobber 18, 2008 | Rodger Schultz

[Rodger Schultz]

VP Hopeful Palin Promises to Pull Troops Out of Chicago 

Factual Parody

Citing a body count of 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago over the past six-months, a number 28% higher than troops killed in Iraq (221) over the same period, Gov Palin said in a private meeting with  resistance leader Billy-X, that  the McCain Administration will " pull our troops out of Chicago. "

“	It's ridiculous. This war is lost!  Senators Barack Obama and Dick Durbin,  Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Gov. Rod Blogojevich, House leader Mike Madigan, Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike), Mayor Richard M. Daley the entire Illinois leadership, all Democrats, have no plan to win this war on terror.  Oh, I'm sorry.  They do have a plan.  Put Barack Obama in charge.	”

The Illinois pension fund is $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.  Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.  The Chicago school system is rated one  of the worst in the country. FOBHO (Friend of Barack Hussein Obama), Black Muslim leader Louis Farrakhan's exuberant statement about  a 'New Beginning' For Nation of Islam" suggests that his black-bow-tied thugs may be given a role in "cleaning thugs up," and "changing the world." 

"These clown's can't change their own diapers," suggested Palin,"and they want us to believe they can fix America?  Do they think we're idiots?"

[RaiderRose]

Go Sarah, go!

[Ann Archy]

If only, old timer.....I’m an old-timer also.

[silverleaf]

I know your article is a joke but-

I SERIOUSLY wish McCain and Palin would get in Obama’s face by taking the press on a walking tour of the neighborhoods where Obama worked as a “communityy organizer”

Visit the “botanical park” (empty lot) that Obama gave a crony $100,000 of govt grant money to build

and I wish they would walk through Cabrini Green with the press and talk to the people. I think they’d meet a few more “Joe the Plumbers”

[Lancer_N3502A]

Chicago could burn to the ground and I wouldn’t shed a tear.

[WHBates]

"Chicago could burn to the ground and I wouldn’t shed a tear.

Actually this could be considered urban renewal. Hope nobody get hurt.

[Big Horn]

Chicago is a hell hole.