IowaHawk has a beautiful piece of satire ostensibly written by two leftist scumbags who promise to turn down the vitriol and get along if we elect Obama. It is hilarious and oh-so-true. See A Vote For Obama is a Vote For Civility. Here's a snippet...
Hi undecided voters! Yes, we know what you're probably thinking: "hey, it's those two smirking hipster assholes in the 'Sarah Palin Is a C---' t shirts." We also realize that you probably find our brand of narcissistic street theater loathsome and tedious. In fact, we're pretty sure that after eight years of putting up with our shit, you're just about fed up with the screeching tantrums, and inane Bush-is-Hitler art installations, and incessant firehose of profane hate-vomit. Who wouldn't? No rational human being could be blamed for wanting us to just shut the fuck up, finish our bottled water, and go away. Luckily, there's an easy way you can make that happen: vote for Barack Obama.
Tragicomic. Very similar to the blackmail from the New York Times: “We’ll keep revealing national security secrets until you elect Democrats.”
Yeah, let’s give them power so that they can implement their hate on us. That’s the ticket.
Truth is fear is real and the Obama is dangerous.