[Artemis Webb]

I could be all over DU but wouldn't know it if I were. Still I think I'll take this chance to improve my odds:

1. Muhammad was a pedophile.
2. Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim.
3. There is no such thing as a right to privacy in the Constitution.
4. Democrats are racist.
5. Teddy Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopeckney.
6. Barney Frank is a faggot (and a lousy conference chairman)

Any other suggestions?
Anybody?
Anybody?

[Artemis Webb]

Oh yeah..for good measure...