Chuck Norris would be the entire Defense Department unto himself. He would provide all of our missile defense because ICBMs fly back to blow up at their point of origin when Chuck Norris breathes. Suicide bombings would stop because Chuck can resurrect people if he feels he hasn’t sufficiently beaten them to a pulp. Even when he sleeps, Chuck Norris’s beard (which never sleeps) goes out on missions to assassinate tinpot dictators around the world returning with enough time before dawn to go meting out vigilante justice with Charles Bronson’s mustache.
Luckily Chuck and Sarah are on the same side, because a battle between the two would surely destroy the universe, then roundhouse kick it just for good measure.
Chuck Norris NEVER sleeps - he WAITS!