DUmmie FUnnies 09-12-08 ("The bloody VOICE!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 12, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[slouch-no-more]

Keep up the funnies! Love ‘em. Great job!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"Great minds think alike." -- One DUmmie to another.

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[murdoog]

I already call Palin "Marge Gunderson."

Wow. I actually agree with a dummy. I've been saying that since her speech at the convention.

Of course where we differ is that I think it's a good thing. Marge Gunderson hunted down and caught two cold-blooded killers while she was 8 months (or at least it looked like that) pregnant. Not a bad thing for a woman to have on her resume.

(For the uninitiated, Marge Gunderson was the sheriff in "Fargo". )

[Borges]

She’s the most moral and appealing character in any of the Coen Brothers films. I don’t see how that’s supposed to be an insult.

[netmilsmom]

How the Kos Kids celebrated 9/11

[epow]

The DUmmies are now so far gone that they can't even bear to hear the sound of her voice....... Sarah Palin's voice drives DUmmies absolutely CRAZY

If someone's voice drives a person crazy he or she didn't have far to go to get there to begin with.

If there is a scale for rating mental impairment, the average DUmmy would have ranked about 97 on a 1-100 scale before he or she ever heard Sarah's voice, and her acceptance speech just pushed them over the goofy level and into 100% raving lunatics. As clearly demonstrated by their utterly absurd comments on the DUmp.

If DUmmies had actual paying jobs instead of mooching off indulgent parents they would represent a monetary windfall for young psychiatrists just out of med school and needing patients.

[freedomlover]

If this is Palin

This is Biden and Obama

[epow]

That's his 'Felix Unger” affliction... brought on by gallons of spit percolating in his trachea.

A serious affliction further complicated by tingling sensations running up his legs whenever the Anointed One utters a profound word of wisdom such as "uh", "ahh", err", etc.

[Charles Henrickson]

PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) is rampant in DUmmieland.

I'm calling it, "Palin Madness Syndrome," since "PMS" seems to fit the symptoms.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

well, that’s really disturbing. where did you get that graphic?

[Paradox]

I guess these DUmmies have forgotten that Jimmy Carter, who billed himself as a "nukular engineer," used to pronounce it the same way.

Apparently, the father of the Fusion bomb (Teller?) also pronounced it this way.

[epow]

I guess these DUmmies have forgotten that Jimmy Carter.......

Jimma Cahtah is ancient history to 19 year old college dropouts, and they don't know much about him except that he hates DA JOOS in Israel just like they do.

[kimmie7]

I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

I can't believe a semi-literate person actually wrote this! Stand up for me, DUmmie...oh wait, oh G-d...

[kimmie7]

Lieberman WHIIIIIIIIIINES. Drives me batty. He could be telling me the only escape route from a burning building and I’d tune him out.

OTOH, I’m southern and find myself really enjoying her accent. I’d call it “folksy”.

[epow]

Folks on Intrade are starting to bet he'll be withdrawn.

I really hope they lose those bets, IMHO old Joe Hair Plugs is like an anchor hanging around the Anointed One's scrawny neck as he slowly sinks to the bottom.

[Charles Henrickson]

the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR

When I listen to you DUmmies, the only things I hear are insanity, raving invectives, strange unsanitary epithets and, and......F*** WORDS!

[Charles Henrickson]

Republicans are such ugly people. Ugly in manner, ugly in attitude, ugly in vocal expressions, ugly in "vallyuhs" (values) and dumb as mud. People with ugly world views are almost uniformly ugly in all their traits, thoughts, expressions, appearances.

Compare and contrast:

[Charles Henrickson]

Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

Charlie Gibson's condescending tone drove me nuts.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Fargoese" . . . a bit of Canadian with a touch of lumberjack.

"DUmmiese" . . . a bit of Communist with a touch of idiot.

[netmilsmom]

From here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2080770/posts