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URGENT: NATO Strike Kills Puppies, Kitty, Children, Two Wittle-wee Fluffy Bunnies
DotPenn.com ^ | 9-8-2008 | Sven Waring

Posted on 09/08/2008 9:58:38 AM PDT by SvenWaring

NATO Strike Kills Puppies

Pastoral scenes, tourist sites only targets of NATO war machines.

Afghan and Pakistan tribal officials claim that a recent attack by NATO forces on a village did not kill any terrorists, but instead claimed the lives of three puppies, a kitty, an unknown number of children with glasses, and two wittle-wee fluffy bunnies.

A stuffed animal warehouse was also blown up during the attack, the villagers charged.

The attack occurred in the lawless tribal region on the Afghan-Pakistan border, an area named for Lucy Lawless.

"We were just minding our own business sewing breast plates into tunics when I heard the explosions," said Ahmed Ahmed, a peaceful resident of a cave complex near the village. "I didn't even have time to grab my machine gun.... I mean ... the leash for my puppy."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: airstrike; nato; terrorists

1 posted on 09/08/2008 9:59:02 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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‘URGENT: NATO Strike Kills Puppies, Kitty, Children, Two Wittle-wee Fluffy Bunnies’

don’t forget the countless dust mites too! it was a dust mite holocaust!


2 posted on 09/08/2008 10:02:16 AM PDT by Ancient Drive
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If it killed any cows, I’ll come running with a knife and fork.


3 posted on 09/08/2008 10:08:16 AM PDT by Thane_Banquo (Obamaniacs to Governor Palin: Woman, shut your mouth and get back in the kitchen where you belong!)
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“The attack occurred in the lawless tribal region on the Afghan-Pakistan border, an area named for Lucy Lawless. “

Now that right there is funny. I don’t care who you are.


4 posted on 09/08/2008 10:08:52 AM PDT by GoDuke
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The attack occurred in the lawless tribal region on the Afghan-Pakistan border, an area named for Lucy Lawless.

ROFLMAO!!! Funniest thing I've read in some time.

5 posted on 09/08/2008 11:57:24 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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ONOZ! Here they come again!!


6 posted on 09/08/2008 12:01:10 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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