Posted on 09/08/2008 9:58:38 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Pastoral scenes, tourist sites only targets of NATO war machines.
Afghan and Pakistan tribal officials claim that a recent attack by NATO forces on a village did not kill any terrorists, but instead claimed the lives of three puppies, a kitty, an unknown number of children with glasses, and two wittle-wee fluffy bunnies.
A stuffed animal warehouse was also blown up during the attack, the villagers charged.
The attack occurred in the lawless tribal region on the Afghan-Pakistan border, an area named for Lucy Lawless.
"We were just minding our own business sewing breast plates into tunics when I heard the explosions," said Ahmed Ahmed, a peaceful resident of a cave complex near the village. "I didn't even have time to grab my machine gun.... I mean ... the leash for my puppy."
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
‘URGENT: NATO Strike Kills Puppies, Kitty, Children, Two Wittle-wee Fluffy Bunnies’
don’t forget the countless dust mites too! it was a dust mite holocaust!
If it killed any cows, I’ll come running with a knife and fork.
“The attack occurred in the lawless tribal region on the Afghan-Pakistan border, an area named for Lucy Lawless. “
Now that right there is funny. I don’t care who you are.
ROFLMAO!!! Funniest thing I've read in some time.
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