DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)

NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[Exeter]

“I have always thought that there was something indescribably hot about a woman who knows how to handle a firearm.”

Remember Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards...

[VeniVidiVici]

Woke everyone up at 3 AM...The boys were not happy.

LOL!

[chesley]

Sorry to hear that.

I, on the other hand, let the wife do the shopping. When price is no object, ribs can be obtained. Hope I can pay the rest of my bills this month. :)

[NeoCaveman]

Sarah Palin is the embodiment of the “bitter clingers” that Barry slammed in San Francisco.

[Smokin' Joe]

Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

Probably spends weekends camping out in the sticks with others of similar ilk in loincloths and face-paint, smoking weed, eating mushrooms, beating drums and searching for the meaning of manhood...

Saw one too many reruns of 'Clan of the Cave Bear'...

or dropped a little too much LSD sitting in the theater watching 'Brother Bear'...

[3catsanadog]

I realize bikes would be cheaper to keep, but why don't these cops get a few horses for crowd control. Just turn the nag's backside to the protesters and command "Kick". That'll get them running.

For some, just a horse getting as close as the bike riding cops were to the protesters is enough to scatter them, and dropping their stupid signs in fear.

[Dutchgirl]

LOL-

Note to self- do not eat cole slaw when reading posts from TTOJ...

[BruceysMom]

In my neck of the woods, we call that “Copping the eternal buzz”

[hsalaw]

if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

"Wacky" doesn't begin to describe these people.

[Paul Heinzman]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

Then you should go to them.

[Loud Mime]

....Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter...

I'm single and have been hunting females for years.

[GraceCoolidge]

I also find it interesting that his very profound thought about the Governor of Alaska is whether he could “date or be attracted” to her. I am sure Governor Palin is going to lose a lot of sleep over that one...

[dfwright]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

And I'm certain that the feeling would be mutual...

[PJ-Comix]

It's going to feel sooooooo good when the information about Biden is released because I'm going to love watching the MSM reaction to it. They have no problem publicizing the pregnancy of Palin's daughter so it will be interesting to see their reaction to the Biden info which has NOTHING to do with his private life and EVERYTHING to do with his public life. BTW, you will be surprised at the source of this Biden info. Charles and faq know but they have been sworn to an oath of Omerta.

As a fringe benefit the material is also incredibly ENTERTAINING.

[Argus]

Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

But a human fetus in the womb is just a piece of tissue.

[doorgunner69]

Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights?

Stupid liberal.

The idea of using high powered optics in a moving, vibrating vehicle is so ludicrous, but I guess the imagery of it all gets him off..............

[Hi Heels]

"I can bring home the bacon

Fry it up in a pan

And never let you forget you're a man

'Cuz I'm a woman -- W-O-M-A-N!"

[Hi Heels]

"I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it. "

WHAT? OH GREAT AND MIGHTY ALASKAN SALMON WITH DILL SAUCE, I come to you on bended knee with great reverence to ask your permission to kill and eat you.....

I started hunting with my dad when I was 7. Humane? Sure it was. BLAM! Go get that bird, Ginger-girl.... And dontchew mouth it, either.

[svcw]

Bingo, that’s it!

[Charles Henrickson]

I could never date. . . .

Is that you, DUmmie stevenumbers?