DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-08 (DUmmies Already Slamming Sarah Palin)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 29, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Barack Obama's big speech is covered in the latest edition of NewsBusted.

Okay, I got the word this morning. The incredibly damaging Joe Biden material I've been referring to will be released in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention, whichever comes first. Hey! Wouldn't it be ironic if I end up in the same boat as Pied Piper Pitt? One big difference. I've already SEEN the Biden material and know where it is located but Pitt relied entirely on the integrity of one Jason Leopold for his scoop about the Karl Rove indictment on May 12, 2006.

So don't worry. The Biden material will be released but we just don't want to get ahead of the news cycle.

[pogo101]

ibtp?

[Tennessee_Bob]

I hear she likes mooseburgers!

Nöthing wröng with that - I like mööseburgers töö!

[Not A Snowbird]

Gotta be top 10!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Pravious]

Well, um, do we really WANT damaging material about Smilin’ Joe to come out? As it is, our cards look pretty good (well, as of this morning!!!). If something damaging comes out about Smilin’ Joe, couldn’t The Obama dump him from the ticket (or Smilin’ resign) and The Witch take his place... thus giving The Obama a chance to rectify his stupid mistake of picking Joe in the first place?

[bcsco]

She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.

Despicable. Absolutely despicable that a living human being (I'm being generous) would think let alone say something like this. Stupid is as stupid writes.

[HungarianGypsy]

in before the ping

[eddie willers]

Oh please piss off the women!

[GQuagmire]

Top 10

[bcsco]

Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!

First, I have doubts about Biden eating her alive. I just saw on Fox, a quote from some Alaskan pollster saying that Alaska is littered with people who challenged Palin.

Also, should Biden "take her on", Biden could well lose the DIMs the election. There are a lot of feminist votes up for grab right now.

[pillut48]

She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.

[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]

I thought the DNC was the party that believed in letting EVERY American live up to his/her God-given potential?!? Swear I heard that phrase at least 10 times during the DNC convention! And every time it infuriated me because so many of those extreme lefties feel the way this [description of NARAL poster self edited so mod won't have to do it] does, that the littlest unborn Americans don't count as 'real' people-FEH!!!!! >:-(

I am extremely impressed that Gov. Palin decided to keep her precious baby even after learning that he would have Down's. I am now much closer to voting for McCain just because of that reason. Those crazy lefties, though, are about to bust a gut because Palin doesn't 'respect womens' choice' to murder innocent babies! Wah, wah, wah!!

[Jacquerie]

THEY ARE ( GOP) THE LOWEST AND DIRTIEST POLITICAL PARTY IN MODERN WORLD. THEY DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING TO WIN . . .

Like filing suit in 2000 in a FL court to steal an election?

[skimask]

I have read some pretty nasty things that have been said on DU but this one gets the gold medal. The most evil thing I have ever read. These people have no soul. They are evil absolute.

[mikrofon]

Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!

[DanielRedfoot]

I hear she likes mooseburgers!

Nöthing wröng with that - I like mööseburgers töö!

A Moose once bit my Governor :)

The only thing better than feeling better about McCain is seeing these moonbats frothing at the mouth

[Roscoe Karns]

Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish

[maggief]

She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life... Stupid is as stupid does.

Sick ... absolutely SICK!

[Joiseydude]

If you have a ping list for that material please include me.

[darkwing104]

Now we can call the Dummies "Sexist"...