[Purrcival]

[FUn Fact: Jake LaMotta’s son, Jack, and I were both thrown out of a TV biology class together.]

Do tell, PJ — inquiring minds want to know. And BTW, how did your duck turn out?

Also, please visit http://www.callbackcongress.com and sign Eric Cantor’s petition.

[PJ-Comix]

What happened is that both Jack LaMotta and I were taking makeup tests in TV biology class. We were both sitting at the back of the auditorium. LaMotta kept whispering and asking me for answers and I didn't want to get into trouble so I pretended not to hear him. However, his whispering grew louder and louder. Then he asked me for the scientific name for fish eggs so I whispered "caviar."

At that EXACT moment, Mr. Farmer, at down at the head of the auditorium stopped what he was doing and pointed at both of us:

"You two! Come down here with your tests!"

We took the long walk down and Mr. Farmer marked both tests with a big ZERO. Then he sent us to the Dean's office where Dean Duncan stepped on both of my feet and asked me if anything was bothering me.