DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-08 (No More Gloating About Obama Poll Numbers)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2008 | Cenk Uygur, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

We need Kerry, Biden, and Hillary Clinton out there as surrogates.

What about Rielle Hunter as surrogate mother?

[Charles Henrickson]

I had dinner last night with an Indian friend . . .

Did you say the Hopi Indian prayer?

a devout Hindu . . .

Oops! Wrong kind of Indian.

who really knows his astrology charts and believes them wholeheartedly, and he said that the planets have aligned for big positive changes around early November of this year. . . .

November 5th, to be specific. Optimum time for Democrats to vote.

DNC-ing with the Stars.

[nina0113]

I'd make signs that deliberately misspell his name "John McCane," and I'd show a picture of a walker or a cane. I'd have people passing out prune juice in front of his events and drop innuendo about him losing his marbles. Viral videos and e-mails questioning McCain would be a huge plus, too.

So do it, slacker. Or did you mean "I want SOMEONE ELSE to do this?" Here's a clue, free, gratis, on-the-house: people who have the initiative to DO anything also have their own ideas and don't need yours.

[nina0113]

I guess this means we should just do Charts on the poor, pinpoint how the Universe has screwed them, and compensate them with government programs and tax dollars?

Wouldn't that Malevolent Universe just snatch all the programs and dollars away again? After all, if you're fated to be a loser...

[50sDad]

I guess that would be “Social-Calvanism”? ;)

[beckysueb]

And the reversal on drilling was ludicrous.

I think Obama would rather forget the word "Ludicrous".

[rockrr]

Did you say Optimum time for Democrats to vote, or Opium time for Democrats to vote?

Careful, you’ll get them anxious and confused ;’}

[Paul Heinzman]

I fear that if the present trend continues Obama will go the way of Kerry.

At this rate, he will out-Kerry Kerry.

[Paul Heinzman]

Time for the Obama campaign to strike a new narrative and get their message retooled.

Rev. Wright, Bill Ayers, Michelle Obama, Jesse Jackson, Ludacris. Yeah, Obama doesn't need any more tools.

[Paul Heinzman]

We need Jake LaMotta in the last round of a prize fight, litterally pummelling John McCain to the mat...and continuing to pummel him even after the ref has blown the whistle.

Just give him a stage, where his bullshit can rage. Though Obama can fight, he'd much rather recite: "That's hope and change."

[Argus]

We now have a People Magazine-electorate for the most part, unfortunately

Unfortunately? If it wasn't for the People Magazine, American Idol electorate, your empty messiah wouldn't have won a single primary.

[Paul Heinzman]

Obama Needs To Re-Frame the Debate....

He needs a new meme, something that speaks truth to power.

[Paul Heinzman]

punch back and punch back hard -- and not with a "white paper" on energy.

Oh, but paper cuts are the worst!

[Paul Heinzman]

And the reversal on drilling was ludicrous.

And his reversal on Ludacris was ludicrous.

[Paul Heinzman]

Typical white paper.

Paperist!

[YdontUleaveLibs]

I predict that McCain will win the electoral vote by around percentage points and win the electoral vote with 278. That is my take on what is happening now. I could be wrong though a McCain landslide is possible.

[bannie]

This is a real political fight between two real people.

Uh...what about the millions of voters?

[bannie]

Obama Needs To Re-Frame the Debate....

Doesn't he have to agree TO a debate before he REFRAMES one?

[decal]

It's not Labor Day yet - we haven't even had the conventions yet - typical Republican voters are out vacationing and aren't even following the race just now.

Wait until the first polls after the conventions - it'll be Headzapoppin Time over at DU then.

John McCainley can just run a front porch campaign like 1896 and win easily.

[mikrofon]

Obama is focusing too much on "issues" imo. We here know that is what is
important, but middle-America responds to gossip and to character analysis.
We now have a People Magazine-electorate for the most part

Yeah, like the media has been portraying Obama as an ideologue all this time...