DUmmie FUnnies 08-01-08 ("Say It Ain't So, John")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 1, 2008 | Lee Stranahan, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Lefties on their denial of this make me think of a scene from "Eight Men Out." A liberal ( represented by a street kid ) sitting on a doorstep;

Kid: “Say it ain't so, Pantsless John!”

John: “Don't touch my hair.”

[kevkrom]

I've spent the last couple of days Googling with my wife. (That's not as dirty as it sounds.)

A lib with an actual sense of humor? Maybe this guy really is a right-wing "plant".

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

JUST BREAKING!

NO TIME TO POST PRETTY PICTURES RE:

PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

FUNNY ACCOUNTING DISCOVERED!

IN BARRY "GOLDWATER" OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN RECORDS!

DISCOVERED BY AN ESTEEMED MEMBER OF freerepublic!

"GA" DOES NOT MEAN "GEORGIA"!

MEANS "GAZA STRIP"!

BARRY "GOLDWATER" OBAMA RECIPIENT OF FUNDS FROM PENNILESS REFUGEE!

OTHER NUMBERS NOT ADDING UP!

DISCOVERED BY AN ESTEEMED MEMBER OF freerepublic!

link on next comment is to discussion of affair; link on comment after that leads directly to the good stuff

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,10800.msg133118/topicseen.html#msg133118

[franksolich]

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/obamas-gazan-co.html

[gardencatz]

I thought he was gay. I am relieved he isn't

I thought being gay was trendy these days.

Cindie

[Purrcival]

I was in the checkout line at our local Walgreens today and saw a tabloid (the Globe) with Obama’s picture and the teasing headline: Obama Love Child Scandal. Of course, I had to read the article.

They’re saying the following:

1) There’s a highly-qualified team looking for dirt on Obama, offering a $1 reward (ex-CIA or whatever)
2) The Globe lays this at the feet of “right-wing conservatives” who are “desperate” to bring Obama down
3) The article doesn’t confirm that there has actually been any proof of a love child. IOW, it’s a bunch of blather about nothing.
4) The article does mention that Robert Novak wrote a few months ago that the Hillary! camp inferred that they had dirt on Obama, and Obama told her to put up or shut up.
5) The article also mentions that the dirt diggers are looking in Hawaii, where Obama grew up, but that people there are keeping mum because Obama’s people have told them to zip their lips

So if the Globe prints all of this drivel when there are only allegations, no proof, is it because:

1) It’s a tabloid, sucker. That’s what they do. (?)
2) A planted story, trying to make Obama out to be the victim of vicious right-wing conservatives (?)

It never seemed to occur to the writers that Hillary! has ample motive to have people skulking around digging up dirt, because if she can derail the Messiah this time, that leave 2012 open for her to try atain. And how conveeeeeenient to have “right-wing conservatives” to blame for her own cloak-and-dagger escapade.

[Purrcival]

Oh, crap - $1 reward is supposed to be $1 MILLION. Geez

[gardencatz]

The reason you deserve a lot of the criticism you are getting is that what you write has consequences. As about a thousand people have reiterated here and on Kos, John Edwards is the only major national politician reminding people that too many of our citizens are unacceptably poor. He also has two young children and a dying wife. I think a responsible human being chooses to raise the bar for such a person before repeating terrible charges against him. Otherwise you're no better than Mickey Kaus.

I guess it never occurred to this idiot that if Edwards had cared enough about his dying wife and 2 young children he would've kept it in his pants. Given his family situation he had NO business diddling around with some bimbo. One would want to think he'd want to spend every possible moment he could with his wife...were I in his shoes, I'd be trying to squeeze a lifetime into whatever time I have left with my wife.

Cindie

[GOPPachyderm]

LOL! good one

[alarm rider]

Apparently, the Silky Pony could not keep the ol’ hose in the barn.

[mikrofon]

it would have been nice for him to be the knight in shining armore protecting ailing Brunhilde

Instead, he got caught out at night in amore with someone other than his ailing wife...

[Miss Marple]

Allow me to let my English teacher mother's genes to surface for a moment:

I thought he was gay. I am relieved he isn't and we all sit down once in a while on the bench of lust and happyness (HAPPINESS). Having said that, it would have been nice for him to be the knight in shining armore(ARMOUR) protecting ailing Brunhilde. But since we live in 2008 and not in the renosance (RENAISSANCE) area (ERA), he just forgot himself one night. Now he has a child and guess what he can afford it. It is not easy to see your partner detoriating (DETERIORATING)and beeing(BEING) eaten up with cancer and knowing the end is near sooner or later. So give pretty boy some slack we don't need him for president anyhow. There was always a phony hue around him anyhow.

[decal]

“...I've spent the last couple of days Googling with my wife. (That's not as dirty as it sounds.)”

You're not doing it right then.

[GraceCoolidge]

I was thinking it needs to be in the Bad Spelling Hall of Fame.

[ellery]

Would you mind adding me to your ping list? Thanks in advance! :)