Posted on 07/31/2008 3:24:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
These are the KOmmies, but same difference.
No problem I have a version without anyone in it. Feel free to use that one too if you like.
This is why I shouldn't drink beer, watch TV and DUFU at the same time. Sometimes I can't tell my right from my left and my write from my Wright.
Fortunately, Charles can make anything FUnnie.
Mmm...pfff...pfff...bomb-bomb...
Soapy fish, hot dish
Soak with care, don't dare
Busta rhyme, when it's time
To drain tha muthaf***in ludafisk
Drain that muthaf***er bad
Drain that ludafisk three times
Muthaf***er, if you drain it two
I pop a cap in you
If you can't cook a ludafisk right
You can't rap Norwegian tight
Mmm...pfff...pfff...bomb-bomb...
Ludafisk served properly
Like delivering cunni-guli
To a **** using Summer's Eve
Oh, I hope that doesn't get me banned.
Did you spell that write ?
The eloquence of that statement leaves me stuned. Lol.
Yeah, that's another thing I absolutely hate about the rap scene. Those pants worn down so low the underwear shows. I used to think they were just doing an impression of what pants are like when they are worn without belts when they enter prison but one day someone told me the REAL reason. I couldn't believe it. Why would any moron advertise to the world their perversions in public? Oh, and not long ago I saw a woman wearing pants and underwear like that crossing the street in front of me.
The whole rap scene sucks bigtime.
We bought our townhouse from a tattoo artist who was moving away to another city. Actually it belonged to to his girlfriend who was following him there. From neck down this guy was covered with tattoos. Girlfriend also had some tattoos but her faced was covered with all sorts of piercings. Nose, eyebrows, tongue, etc.. Another thing I hate. Face piercings. YEEEEECCCHHHHHH!!!!
Expulsion of bodily fluids?
On your keyboard and monitor?
I'm afraid to ask how this was accomplished, or where aforementioned keyboard and monitor were when said bodily fluids were expelled.... ;-)
Now, spewing coffee all over the office desk, like I did, would be "involuntary explosive expulsion of a recently ingested liquid"....
This guy is either a LFT, or a liberal that may have acquired a double-digit IQ, which would make him a human being....
Like comedian Tim Wilson would say, "Looked like they fell face first into an open tackle box."
I've been tempted to pull their pants up myself and fasten them to their hips...
...with a nail gun!
Same goes for the hat....
I would like to suggest another parody song that would be an AWESOME representation of Obama and what he does to his FORMER supporters:
Another One Under The Bus (To the tune of “Another One Bites The Dust)
Another one gone
And another one gone
ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE BUS!
hey, He’s gonna get you too!
ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE BUS!
[W could never come up with a bon mot as clever and witty as:
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap]
Anyone who calls that cr@p English, has to be under 15 yrs old and can't vote anyway.
[Democratic Underbus.]
Looks like the BOWEL Movement will need a HUGH and SERIES bus before the convention.
[Zero possumus.]
The BOWEL Movement has nothing to do with any story.
["McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed." Such wit! Cole Porter, eat your heart out!]
Ludacris is a sheet head.
[RACIST!]
Really? This KOmmie actually has the same thoughts about rap as I have, but I think this should be called a: Hate Crime! Hate Crime! Hate Crime!!
I'm not familiar with that one.
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust?
Really?
Maybe, but it’s still a “bodily fluid.” And pretty icky to boot....
Yes, I'm series. I didn't care for that kind of music at that time.
You're absolutely right. I absolutely hate absolutes too, and I absolutely mean that.
I put ludafisk under the porch and the raccoons ran away, but now we've got a family of 9 Norwegians living under our house.
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