To: Arkansas Toothpick
To: Arkansas Toothpick
To: Arkansas Toothpick
Like....I totally believe this dude.
4 posted on
07/14/2008 7:45:32 AM PDT by
laotzu
To: Arkansas Toothpick
5 posted on
07/14/2008 7:46:30 AM PDT by
loungitude
(The truth hurts.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
McNotobama.
Bearly McNotobama.
6 posted on
07/14/2008 7:48:51 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
Daily Redundancy and the Onion have nothing to worry about. There sure are a lot of “Me Too”’s in the satire business these days. They are all getting kind of old to me though. - IMHO
7 posted on
07/14/2008 7:49:06 AM PDT by
GulfBreeze
(Vote for John McCain along with Tom DeLay, John Cornyn and the majority of conservatives.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
8 posted on
07/14/2008 7:49:24 AM PDT by
Crazieman
(Vote Juan McAmnesty in 2008! Because freedom abroad is more important than freedom at home!)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
I heard that he was considering hyphenating his last name.
John Kennedy-Fiengold-McCain
10 posted on
07/14/2008 7:51:04 AM PDT by
lormand
("The Planet is fine, the people are $%#ed up" - George Carlin)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
John McClane is a pretty good name, but I think something like Spanky Flapjack would really capture the imagination of the American people. Or maybe Danger Beaker - that’s a good name too. I say - pick a good name and stick with it!
12 posted on
07/14/2008 7:57:11 AM PDT by
Maurice Tift
(You can't stop the signal, Mal. You can never stop the signal.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
If this isn't satire, we're in serious trouble with this loon.
18 posted on
07/14/2008 8:10:30 AM PDT by
isrul
(Help make every day, "Disrespect a muzzie day.")
To: Arkansas Toothpick
The considered change was motivated by a popular fictional character by the name of John McClane, played by the actor Bruce Willis, who saved the day against terrorists in the successful “Die Hard” movie series. It would have been better had he changed it to McLain, the main character in "Big Jim McLain," a film from 1952 in which John Wain plays an investigator from the House Committee on Un-American Activities who chases down Russian spies in Hawaii.
To: Arkansas Toothpick
Yippie ki-yay, Mr. President.
22 posted on
07/14/2008 8:18:33 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
To: Arkansas Toothpick
Drop the extra “C” and just go with....
McLame
23 posted on
07/14/2008 8:23:26 AM PDT by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Arkansas Toothpick
The name John McClane evokes an image of a tough, vigilant, uncompromising character, and one whose personality is fundamentally at odds with evil and injustice. This would seem to be exactly the opposit of John McCain.
Were he to choose something more in keeping with his actual persona, it would likely be McFalseheart, McHelpless, McTreachery, or McBackroomdeal. He might also consider something which has some ties to his voting record, such as McPushover, McAmnesty, or McGlobalistfruitcake.
Also, anything French.
25 posted on
07/14/2008 8:27:35 AM PDT by
snowrip
(Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
McCain considered changing last name in 2000 **********************************
Thought it could buy him some desperately needed political cachet? Maybe he could have locked up South Florida with Shlomo Goldberg or Atlanta, Detroit and Washington with Shakwana Washington.
27 posted on
07/14/2008 8:57:14 AM PDT by
E. Cartman
(Just say "No" to mug-whores.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
"Laughing time is ovah".
Zap. "Lindsay, have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Lindsay: "The boy, sir?"
McBranigan: "You, Lindsay. You lay out my formal shorts."
29 posted on
07/14/2008 9:29:18 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(49 Days and a Wakeup for the GOP to use the Nuclear Option.)
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