Dear President Ahmadinejad,
Your last missile test was a disaster: the whole world knows you photo-shopped that launch, and that some of your new missiles aren't new at all (hell some of them aren't even missiles--I think the one pic was a brown Crayola crayon.) Please, the only way you can avert a war with Israel and the United States is by proving you have a capable deterrent. You must show the world that you can accurately target and deliver a missile. I'll arrange a CBS News film crew to cover the touchdown of your ordnance at the corner of 43rd and Broadway at high noon on August 2nd. Precisely targeting this exact date and time are crucial to your credibility.
Please, don't let me down; this is the last chance for peace in our time.
Your Pal,
FRed.
LOL! Kill two birds with one stone..