DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-08 (DUmmie Flees FISA Like The Von Trapp Family)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2008 | DUmmie Oregone, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Army Air Corps]

We're afraid that Canada is too close and too dependent on this fascist state to resist when the real shit starts.

Another DUmmie sounding off without so much as a clue as to the definition of fascism. Wait until they run into PC police overseas who actually levy fines against you for "offensive" speech.

[Not A Snowbird]

"Vancovuer Island..."

I sure hope he cleared this little move with the Canadians. You can't just waltz across the border to another country and take up residence without permission.

[Not A Snowbird]

Such language!

We don’t use that kind of talk here. Please edit your future posts.

[Charles Henrickson]

A Good Day to say "Goodbye".

I don't know why you say "Goodbye," I say "Hee! Hee!"

[alarm rider]

Personally, I find this whole thing promising.

There is no way that common sense is ever going to crack these delusional twits, so it's a win-win when they decide to split.

All this panic, navel-gazing, depression & hand-wringing is not only hilarious, but telling.

Once again, failure of government schools, lack of maturity and basic intelligence & a failure to grasp any history beyond the last 8 years raises it's ugly head.

So, I urge every DUmmie, KOSkiddie, HUFFinator to pack up the tiny car and head for the border, airport or train station.

Follow every rainbow. Don't call us and don't come back.

[N. Theknow]

As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration.

And....cue music....."In A Yugo-o-o-o-o-o."

[Charles Henrickson]

Today, with the passing of the FISA bill, will also serve as the anniversary of the last night that I sleep in my own home, shop in my small hometown, and watch our all-American programming. As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey. . . .

"My fellow Americans, I shall not be seeing you again, perhaps for a very long time. . . ."

This will be the last opportunity the von Oregones will have of singing together for a long, long time. Even now, officials are waiting in this auditorium to escort Captain von Oregone to his new command in the naval forces of the Third Reich.

[beezdotcom]

[The family Henrickson is waiting for you in Sweden with open arms.]

When did you move to Sweden?

[Charles Henrickson]

we are only taking what we can carry with us. . . .

Bong pipes and Fritos and pretty nose rings
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

the conditions of this society ensure posterity will not be much different from the last, and the laws will ensure that nothing will be able to change or stop the cycle.

Nothing in America has changed. Singing and music will show this to the world.

[Charles Henrickson]

nothing will be able to change or stop the cycle.

[milky]

Ha ha ha....Good one!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

nothing short of a revolution was going to make a difference.

Well, then . . .

TO THE STREETS! PERSON THE BARRICADES! DUAC!! DUAC!!
LET THE WORD GO FORTH: "THE DUMMIES ARE REVOLTING!"

[milky]

Apologies. I will certainly endeavour not to use the word “please” on this message board ever again.

I’m pretty new, here - I hope not everyone here is so thin-skinned, though - I’ve got a bit of a potty-mouth, I suppose.

I’ll work on it - I promise.

[Charles Henrickson]

I’ve often thought, ‘perhaps I am wrong?’.

Yes, but you haven't pursued that thought far enough.

[Charles Henrickson]

I’ve tried to put my dogmatic thinking away. . . .

You've gone from dogmatic to catatonic.

[Charles Henrickson]

I’ve tried to put my dogmatic thinking away. . . .

When the dogmatic bites
When the B.O. stinks
When I'm feeling sad . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I’ve probably blocked out most of these travesties with the hope of leaving those memories behind. So now, I look ahead.

There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead!

[Charles Henrickson]

I look forward to having Universal Health Care in 3 months from now.

Then, when you get sick, you can look forward to your doctor's appointment three years after that.

[Charles Henrickson]

And to be clear to those certain to look upon our decision with disdain. . . .

Oh, I don't look upon your decision with disdain, I look upon it with delight! Indeed, take more of your fellow DUmmies with you!