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Obama to travel to Hawaii for grandmother

Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:03pm EST WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (Reuters)

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama will leave the campaign trail to go to Hawaii this week to visit the ailing grandmother who helped raise him, an aide said on Monday.

"Recently his grandmother has become ill and in the last few weeks her health has deteriorated to the point where her situation is very serious," said Obama aide Robert Gibbs.

Gibbs would not discuss the nature of her illness.

I did not know that death was a "preexisting condition."

For the past year, the only reasons that Obama has ever had for going to Hawaii is to obscure the truth, create new fables, and exploit his "typically white person" grandmother.

Madelyn Dunham went to Heaven on October 21 where she met thousands of souls pledged to vote for Obama in November. St. Peter personally escorted her to the beautiful home where she would spend Eternity. On the way there, she saw a huge palace on a hill covered in gold and precious jewels.

When she asked St. Peter who was living there, he replied, "It's for your grandson, Barack. Tony Resko bought it for him."

Grandma died.

Obama lied.

On 10/21/2008, not 11/03/2008.

Another October Surprise.

And on Obama's Hawaiian Getaway,

He scattered "Typically White Ashes" into the wind.

Ashes that were hers. For the past two years, the only reasons that Obama has ever had for going to Hawaii is to obscure the truth, create new fables, and exploit his "typically white person" grandmother.

All hail the Hypno-Toad!