Bill Murray's Wife Vilifies Her Husband, but It Looks Like She's Got Plenty of Problems of Her Own

GlennSacks.com ^ | 6/11/08 | Glenn Sacks

[Celerity]

“Back off man, I’m a scientist”

[Hegemony Cricket]

That photo of her just screams ‘passive-aggressive’...

[poobear]

Bill needs a good lawyer and private detective if he hasn’t already got one.

[Hegemony Cricket]

He may want to call these guys too:

[Clemenza]

BITCHBUSTERS!!!

[rabidralph]

That look on Bill’s face: “Help me!”

[Disturbin]

“IT IS ... a star!”

[Burkean]

Didn’t he realize how crazy she was? Why would he continue to let her treat his children that way? Why would he continue to breed with her?

[Lijahsbubbe]

Bill Murray looks like a jerk.

[TigersEye]

Also, note the double standard in treatment by the police. She's drunk and abusive and slams the door in the cop's face, and the cop says he left because--get this--she "didn't want me on her property anymore." No kidding. One thing's for sure--men who are reading this, don't try that stunt on a cop yourselves.

That jumped out at me too. I don't know if a double standard towards sex was the root of it but I've never heard of anyone getting the cops to go away like that.

[King Hawk]

But I’ve been convinced that once you become a big shot actor, you’re happy! Everything is supposed to be perfect. Brynn Hartman alert!

[Vaquero]

Carl Spackler:
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

[RichInOC]

“Come on, bark like a dog for me! Bark like a dog! Oh, I will teach you the meaning of the word ‘respect’....”

[Phantom Lord]

Jennifer Butler-Murray

Rule #1 In Life: Never, ever, under any circumstances trust a women with a hyphenated name (or 3 names).

[CollegeRepublican]

On March 17 of this year, Butler-Murray allegedly got drunk and two of her kids ran over to a neighbor’s house for help, according to a report filed with the Sullivan’s Island Police Department.

Nobody ever gets drunk on March 17!

[AnnaZ]

Poor Bill. He needs to remember that divorce is only so expensive BECAUSE IT IS WORTH IT!!!

[Harley]

Sounds like a repeat about to happen of this episode.

[MediaMole]

She sounds like a gold digger who found out after the marriage that the mine was tapped out.

[willyd]

Remember Bill, when you get married you lose your bullocks and when you get divorced you lose your arse.