Man Will Spend 300 Days Alone On Pacific Island

Private Islands Blog ^ | 5-29-08 | Cheyenne Morrison

[kingattax]

[dirtboy]

machete video camera

I want one of those. Adds a whole new meaning to the term 'Cut!'

[RightWhale]

This could be dangerous. Many Pacific islands discovered in the past three centuries have disappeared without a trace.

[Rebelbase]

Very cool. Let’s hope WWIV doesn’t erupt to the point everyone forgets he’s there.

[snarks_when_bored]

Man Will Spend 300 Days Alone On Pacific Island

Sponsored by FedEx?

[kingattax]

how much do you think he would charge to take algore with him ?

[Saundra Duffy]

Why?

[kingattax]

Why not ?

[SF Republican]

King Louis’ last words before getting his head removed was “Has anyone heard from Perouse”. Perouse was a French sailor, there is a bay in Maui which carries his name.

[swatbuznik]

without human interference and without polluting emissions.

But he's human, with his presence there, he already has polluted it./sarc

[TexanToTheCore]

Put me down on that island and come back in a year with some PR guys, bulldozers nad concrete so we can put the finishing touches on my new Casino name VOLCANO!

[Moose4]

This guy makes “Survivorman” look pretty weak.

“Seven days in Labrador with a dogsled team? Pfft. Watch me do 10 months on a Pacific island with nothing but a volleyball, a machete, and a video camera! Oh, and a laptop with satellite connection to surf for pr0n...but we’ll keep that out of the video...”

}:-)4

[EarthBound]

Very true.

I learned that from Lost, all you have to do is go into a subcavern and turn the big crank. /s

[tm61]

Wilson!!

[johnandrhonda]

and then one day Hillary Clinton and a sheep wash up on shore...stop me if you’ve already heard this one...

[ClearCase_guy]

the life of a man returning to the sources

They already made that movie! Three times!

[jaydubya2]

Didn’t Tom Hanks already do this?

[Nervous Tick]

>> survive alone on an island ... without polluting emissions

No sh!t!

[RegulatorCountry]

Xavier’s only luggage will be a Swiss army knife, machete video camera and a solar panel for charging the camera.

Better include some means of communication, shortwave radio or satellite phone, unless he doesn't really care if he gets injured or sick and dies. That looks like an active volcano, too, so that's another reason to be concerned.

[max americana]

LOL.

A machete and a video camera? Dude, don’t forget the porno or a sex doll.

It gets LONELY at night.