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DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-08 ("My Worst Nightmare, Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/02/2008 6:06:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Not a very good week for Barack Obama. On the heels of losing to Hillary bigtime in Pennsylvania, he had to disavow his own pastor and mentor, Jeremiah Wright. This was followed by a plunge in his poll ratings. In fact the only positive note in the Obama campaign is that Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Obama will win big in both North Carolina and Indiana followed by Hillary dropping out of the race the next day. So despite the fact that Ken Norton predictions are 100% consistent, the DUmmies are still worried about their beloved Obamassiah as you can see in this THREAD titled, "My Worst Nightmare, Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate Who Doesn't Fight Back." Maybe the DUmmies should have figured out that Obama was a less than ideal candidate before having annointed him as the Chosen One. The fact is Obama has had very smooth political sailing until recently. His Senate seat was basically handed to him on a silver platter and before he even entered the Senate was being hailed as the next Democrat presidential nominee. Unfortunately for Obama he is now facing the "Take No Prisoners" Clintons and his campaign is now struggling to win even one more primary. So let us now watch the DUmmies lose their nerve over their standard bearer in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the sight of sweating DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

My Worst Nightmare, Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate Who Doesn't Fight Back

[A little late in the day to be worrying about that.]

I supported Joe Biden. When he was out, left with Edwards, Hillary or Obama, I was not happy.

[Why were you the first DUmmie in a thousand generations of DUmmies to support Joe Biden?]

Edwards' message just wouldn't work. The attitude and pluck of a fighter is essential but the rhetoric was just not workable in today's reality.

[Those cucumber cream facials at the Pink Sapphire Spa weren't exactly helpful either.]

Hillary was an absolute no-go. I know too well how she and her husband have enable the NeoCons from the beginning of their political careers and profited from them.

[NeoCons sounds so much better than the J-word.]

Obama at least had a message of Hope and drawing people together. I liked he appealed to our better natures. I liked he really believes in grassroots organizing and rebuilding the party infrastructure in all 50 states after the Clintons intentionally allowed it to crumble.

[I also like how be believed in rebuilding his finances with the help of Tony Rezko.]

But from the outset, my main concern with Obama was the feeling he wasn't a fighter. Not in the sense of using Edwards' rhetoric. But that he just wasn't willing to rumble. To deliver a barbed dig at his opponent. One that would get the media's attention. I worried he'd be weak in controlling the media.

[The Elmer FUdd of politics.]

Now Obama essentially has the nomination locked up because of the planning his campaign did before votes was cast. And the positive Media he got initially as the Mediawhores looked for a horserace. Sadly, it seems Obama does turn out to be unable or unwilling to fight. Hillary, the GOP and Mediawhores have managed to brand him as an elitist. A pansy.

[The Obamassiah.]

And his poll numbers are beginning to crumble. Even in North Carolina. The Primary is still going on, he has an opponent and he is simply allowing her to dominate. To define him. How Hillary became Norma Rae doesn't matter. What matters is, Obama is not effectively countering it.

[Don't worry about North Carolina. Ken Norton has PREDICTED that Obama will win that state by 15 points.]

Obama has not been in control of a news cycle in over a month. He was supposed to have a team ready to deal with Swiftboating. Well, he was Swiftboated by a 527 and Oooo, his team filed a complaint. I do not care if the Media, Hillary, McCain or whoever are unfair or dirty fighters. That's reality. That's what he needs to control.

[Just call him Swifty.]

I am sick and disgusted at how lame Obama and his campaign have become. If he is unwilling to fight his opposition he had no business running.

[First he has to fight his friends like Rev. Wright.]

And the analogy of boxing and rope-a-dope is deeply flawed. Boxing involves referees enforcing rules and judges who tally points. The referees are the Mediawhores and they are not going to step in and call foul when Hillary delivers a low-blow. The judges are a lot of low-info voters being mind-f*cked by their tvs. And after this 'match' Obama has to go and fight again with an even MORE formidable opponent. Only he is being damaged severely.

[Obama would have had a free ride to the nomination had it not been for Operation Chaos. Payback is a bitch.]

If Obama doesn't start fighting back with Hillary. If he doesn't start delivering lines that will capture the Media's attention... he will be permanently branded as a weak, losing elitist wimp.

[Will be?]

It's not fair or right that Hillary has decided to damage Obama. But she has. And Obama and his campaign seem to have decided they prefer to limp to the Nomination bleeding positive poll numbers and with ever an ever-diminishing capacity to come across as a leader.

[Thanx for correctly stating the goals of Operation Chaos. Even many EVIL rightwingers incorrectly think the goal is to get Hillary nominated. And now to hear from the rest of the nervous DUmmies...]

Too bad Hillary doesn't play to win while playing with class. She would rather toss hand-grenades (dare I say cluster bombs) at Obama in hopes of remaining the last candidate standing. It isn't working.

[Not working in the sense of getting herself nominated but working in that she is destroying the Democrat party...Thanx to Operation Chaos.]

Like it or not, Hillary has forced the Primary to continue.

[And you DON'T like it. Again, kudos to Operation Chaos.]

Just because Hillary doesn't have any scruples about that doesn't mean he has to abandon his and lose every female Democratic vote in the process.

[The Obamassiah is just too good for us.]

Fighting back means he has to hit Hillary on her ugly little secrets.

[Like Botox.]

The sick thing, Hillary's gas station photo-op was the TRUE Dukakis in a tank moment.

[Hey. Operating a coffee machine is a highly technical matter.]

the 'big picture' is the General Election. And Obama is looking weaker and weaker as Hillary runs over him time and again. He will have so much lost ground to cover, because for some reason he refuses to fight.

[The Democrat convention comes at the end of August so no R&R for Obama because he has to immediately plunge into the Fall campaign.]

In the meantime, Americans are witnessing an elitist pansy getting walked all over by Hillary Clinton.

[At least he will get the elitist pansy vote.]

He has to either destroy her or get out of the way and let her melt down on her own. It's a shitty choice, but I think he's playing the best card he was dealt.

[Thanx to Operation Chaos. Hee! Hee!]

He's looking PATHETIC now.

[That look will linger into November.]

...as Hillary keeps it up Obama's stock is going to get lower and lower.

[You can thank Rush Limbaugh for that.]

He is allowing himself to be defined. And it's a rather unflattering definition. He looks absolutely shell-shocked.

[Again, thank Operation Chaos for that shell-shocked look.]

He has no backbone, it is just who he is some have it and some don't

[John Kerry has his backbone.]

Obama the man is an empty-suit - he simply can't match the toughness of Hillary Clinton.

[Enjoy nominating the empty suit in August.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008; barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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1 posted on 05/02/2008 6:06:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/02/2008 6:07:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now I get to say it in before the ping!


3 posted on 05/02/2008 6:07:58 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten!


4 posted on 05/02/2008 6:08:40 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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Top 10!


5 posted on 05/02/2008 6:09:45 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix

Who will save the Obamessiah?


6 posted on 05/02/2008 6:12:02 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Incorrigible
Who will save the Obamessiah?

A Super Delegate named William Jefferson Clinton. He will drop his support for Hillary and become the leader of Obamessiah's campaign.

7 posted on 05/02/2008 6:14:03 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate Who Doesn't Fight Back.

Wasn't that Peter's complaint when Jesus was being arrested?
8 posted on 05/02/2008 6:17:28 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (There's more proof that Operation Chaos is working than there is proof that Global Warming is real.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


9 posted on 05/02/2008 6:18:34 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why were you the first DUmmie in a thousand generations of DUmmies to support Joe Biden?

I'll admit that if you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose between Biden, Obama, Hillary, Edwards or Kucinich, I'd pick Biden.

Kind of a reverse Sophie's Choice, where you'd like to kill them all, but one live.
10 posted on 05/02/2008 6:22:39 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (There's more proof that Operation Chaos is working than there is proof that Global Warming is real.)
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Obama has not been in control of a news cycle in over a month. He was supposed to have a team ready to deal with Swiftboating. Well, he was Swiftboated by a 527 and Oooo, his team filed a complaint. I do not care if the Media, Hillary, McCain or whoever are unfair or dirty fighters. That's reality. That's what he needs to control.

[Just call him Swifty.]

What do you mean when you say: "Obama has not been in control of a news cycle in over a month"? Did you happen to forget the Rev Wrong fiasco, you DUmmie?


Fighting back means he has to hit Hillary on her ugly little secrets.

[Like Botox.]

Don't forget. Huma is hillary's really dirty secret.


In the meantime, Americans are witnessing an elitist pansy getting walked all over by Hillary Clinton.

[At least he will get the elitist pansy vote.]

In the meantime, Americans are witnessing an elitist pansy getting walked all over by the rev Wrong and his hate filled wife Michelle.

11 posted on 05/02/2008 6:22:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! GRRRREAT stuff! Thanks for your work.


12 posted on 05/02/2008 6:26:50 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: PJ-Comix
My Worst Nightmare

I have a nightmare today. . . .

13 posted on 05/02/2008 6:28:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mediawhores have managed to brand him as an elitist. A pansy.

Or as John Edwards called Obama, A Pussy.

14 posted on 05/02/2008 6:29:01 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate

Or worse, Obama is candidate who is toast.

15 posted on 05/02/2008 6:29:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

One of the best taglines you’ve come up with.

ROTFLOL!

Don’t Blaze me, Bro!


16 posted on 05/02/2008 6:30:02 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Fighting back means he has to hit Hillary on her ugly little secrets.

I agree with this 100%. If only Hillary Clinton could be linked with unsavory characters or had done something disreputable in the past. If so, I only hope the Obama campaign can uncover it in time.
17 posted on 05/02/2008 6:30:31 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (There's more proof that Operation Chaos is working than there is proof that Global Warming is real.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My Worst Nightmare, Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate Who Doesn't Fight Back

GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!

18 posted on 05/02/2008 6:31:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My Worst Nightmare, Obama Is A Milquetoast Candidate Who Doesn't Fight Back

You sound like you're milquetoast-intolerant.

19 posted on 05/02/2008 6:31:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I supported Joe Biden.

YOU were the one!

20 posted on 05/02/2008 6:33:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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