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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-08 ("Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2008 5:13:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

How the mighty have fallen! A day ago, the leftwing loons were high-fivin' each other about how helpful Rev. Jeremiah's Detroit speech would be to Barack Obama. By yesterday evening, cold cruel reality has set in and now the loons are pronouncing DOA for Obama's candidacy. While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama's mentor and spiritual guide. If Obama looked up to this whack job what does that say about his judgement? I think many others had the same thought as well. The shockwave over Wright's backstabbing of Obama has just hit DUmmieland with this THREAD brutally titled, "Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed." Of course, we must now take a moment to think Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos for this situation. Without Operation Chaos, Obama would have long ago been the unchallenged nominee-in-waiting who could have merely gone on an extended vacation until his coronation this summer. However, because of Operation Chaos, the campaign has been extended to the point where Wright was in a position to totally undermine it which is what I think he did intetionally. It must be a great ego trip for Wright to bring down the Obamassiah. Meanwhile, I must thank Rev. Wright for providing lots of great DUFU material as the left undergoes a complete meltdown due to their beloved Obama's rapid fall. So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the decline of the Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he should contact Jamie Masada about booking Rev. Wright into the Laugh Factory, is in the [brackets]:

Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed.

[That's what happens when you have Wright as the train conductor.]

There's simply too much negative controversy surrounding Obama for him to get elected now, and on top of it all, polls show Hillary beating McCain by a considerably wide margin while Obama only ties McCain. At this point I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks whose votes he so sorely needs to win. It was certainly an impressive run, but it's over.

[GOOD NEWS! Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Hillary will drop out of the race on May 7 following big losses the previous day in the IN and NC primaries. Hee! Hee!]

Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.

[Say good night, Barack.]

Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is where she is all right, and there to stay

[Not when you count her "wins" in Florida and Michigan. Of course, counting those wins will also tear the Democrats apart. YEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]

Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi. Reporters for both Chicago newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, have also done a lot of digging on Obama, apparently over stiff resistance from the publishers.

[I thought he was clean and articulate?]

I want to win. Those who are unwilling to expolore the negatives are ostriches with their heads in the sand, because these things WILL be explored ad infinitum in the press between now and November. I say let's do our own vetting, BEFORE the candidates are cast in stone.

[DUmmies are already doing their own wetting in their pants.]

Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...

[Can I write Wright?]

Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

[Maybe he could say that he slept through all of Wright's sermons.]

I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]

She's still in the race- something is working!

[Operation Chaos.]

This is just a newscycle gone to Hillary. I was down about it earlier, but I'm going to buck up because the math shows he'll get the nomination.

[You'll feel better in 24 business hours.]

Barack's been down before but not for long. keep watching the polls.

[As they continue to decline for him.]

Obama is still in the closet with too many skeletons. Hopefully more of them will fall out soon.

[I'll check up on those skeletons at the supermarket checkout counter while I leaf through the National Enquirer.]

The Wright issue has peaked.

[Peak boil.]

It's over. Obama's the nominee. You can bad-mouth him all you want, but isn't going to change the fact that he's the nominee.

[I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE!!!]

Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.

[Battle of the negativities.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 3peat; barackobama; clinton; dummies; hillaryclinton; jeremiahwright; johnmccain; mccain; obamanation; operationchaos; threepeat
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is still in the closet with too many skeletons.

....As opposed to Fort Marcy Park?

61 posted on 04/29/2008 8:41:14 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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Poor Barak. He is caught between Hillary and the head choppers who are waiting to see if he gets the presidency of the U.S. before they decide he is a turncoat muslim.


62 posted on 04/30/2008 2:01:06 AM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

You guys are killing me! I can’t take the suspense anymore! I need my DUFU fix!

I even went over there myself. They went from raving fans of Wright to feeling sorry for Obama. No introspection what-so-ever.


63 posted on 04/30/2008 6:18:53 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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