DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-08 ("Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[CSM]

“Obama’s negatives have caught up with Hillary’s in just a few short weeks. That’s astounding.”

This DUmmie just fails to recognize that he is supporting the party of negatives!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks. . . .

MY BITTER TOWN
Tune: "My Little Town" Original

In my little town
We grow up by clingin'
To God and the gun on the wall
And we welcome strangers warmly
If they bear a likeness to us all
Angry and small
My bitter town

Comin' home from the Klan
Burnin' a cross on the lawns
Of the immigrants
Our town holdin' a rally
Wearin' our sheets
With the pointy hats

We take off our robes
For the square dance
And none of the dancers are black
It's not that the dancers aren't square
It's just a pigmentation we lack
Everyone's a redneck
In my bitter town

Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town

In my bitter town
I never vote Democrat
I'm just a Republican
Drivin' my pick-up
Pickin' a brick up
Typical right-winger
See me clingin' to my gun

Seein' nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is. . . .

[HamiltonJay]

Have yet to see a single episode of that thing that I’ve gotten a laugh out of... they need some new writers.

[Huntress]

To paraphrase Rev. Wright, Barack’s chickens are coming home to roost.

[Incorrigible]

You guys can have McCain if you want.

What a great idea!!!

Let McCain be their candidate and we can nominate a real Republican at the convention!

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[mikrofon]

Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty

I thought Bubba was the only one "ridin' dirty"?

[steveegg]

Let McCain be their candidate and we can nominate a real Republican at the convention!

Works for me. Of course, first we'll have to find a real Pubbie.

[decal]

“While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama’s mentor and spiritual guide.”

And THERE'S B.O.’s biggest problem.

It's not so much that this guy is an American-hating fool (he's a Dem so that's more-or-less a given) as that he behaves like something out of a minstrel show - the only thing missing was the fried chicken and the watermelon.

B.O. badly needs to convince white voters that they're not going to get Stepin Fetchit or Rev. Ike or Terrell Owens or some other stereotype when they vote for him - that chance is blown now.

It's time for Op Chaos to consider shift gears - now we NEED B.O. to get the nomination.

[bmwcyle]

The MSM said Rev. Wright had no effect.

[Arrowhead1952]

Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.

[Say good night, Barack.]

Looks like BO has been hiding his bad side too long and now "His chickens are coming home to roost".

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Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi.

[I thought he was clean and articulate?]

BO is dirty and has been caught lying. Hillary is dirty and has been caught lying. There seems to be a pattern with the dim candidates.

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Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...

[Can I write Wright?]

16 years? Heck, eight years was too much for me.

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I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]

Looks like your rookie is NOT ready for the big leagues, especially when dealing with Clinton INC.

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Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.

[Battle of the negativities.]

Obama's negatives have BEEN EXPOSED and caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks.

[MrB]

This is a typical tactic of the left.

They say something like “Rev Wright had no effect among educated, smart people.”

And everyone tries to see the Emporer’s new clothes.

[Charles Henrickson]

Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty. . . .

RACIST!

[bmwcyle]

It good to see there is still enough Americans who will not just roll over for Rev. Wright. The Rev. thinks he is real slick and cool with his words. A eternal mirror would be hell for this one. He would have to watch all the crap we are seeing.

[Eagle of Liberty]

WOO HOO OPERATION CHAOS!!!

I think that C-I-N-C U-S-O-C will release new battle plans today and those battle plans will be for NC and Indiana to vote overwhelmingly for OBAMA! He is so toast right now among the squishy middle that voting for Obama now would continue the CHAOS and widen the delegate lead so that if the SUPERS crown Hillary, more LIBs’ heads will explode!

[Charles Henrickson]

Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick. . . .

SEXIST!

[Charles Henrickson]

Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick. . . .

Fos some of us, it only took about, oh, sixteen days, back in 1992.

[Charles Henrickson]

Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

Obama is being speechwrighted.

[bcsco]

I think that C-I-N-C U-S-O-C will release new battle plans today and those battle plans will be for NC and Indiana to vote overwhelmingly for OBAMA! He is so toast right now among the squishy middle that voting for Obama now would continue the CHAOS and widen the delegate lead so that if the SUPERS crown Hillary, more LIBs’ heads will explode!

That would be a fitting next phase for OC.

[Charles Henrickson]

I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history.

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