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DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09 ("Wright in Detroit--an Obama Asset")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 28, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/28/2008 7:51:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

On the heels of Rev. Jeremiah Wright's speech last night in Detroit, the happiest person in the country has to be Hillary Clinton. The Wright speech, over a half hour chock full of total buffoonery, is the best thing that could have happened for Hillary. Meanwhile, one can picture Barack Obama with hands over his face as Wright spouted nonsense about left and right brains along with poor impressions of JFK and LBJ along with his imitation of the Florida A&M marching band. For most of us it was high comedy laughing AT Wright but for Obama it must have been total MISERY. In fact, I wouldn't have been surprised if Obama had pulled an Elvis on his TV screen while shouting "STFU!!!" If you missed the Wright entertainment you can catch it in full at the CNN website. I am also sure that the comedic highlights of the Wright club act in Detroit will soon be uploaded to YouTube. Although normal people will laugh AT Wright, the leftwing blogosphere is cheering him on as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Wright in Detroit--an Obama Asset." Wright is an Obama asset? The KOmmies better pass that message along to Obama's campaign manager, David Axelrod, who just appeared on "Morning Joe" and sounded like he wished Wright would just go away and disappear. I'm expecting even more comedy gold later this morning when Wright gives another speech to the National Press Club. However, despite Rev. Wright bombastically undermining his campaign, the good news for Obama is that Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Hillary will be dropping out of the primary race on May 7 after losing in a landslide to Obama in both North Carolina and Indiana. Keep in mind, that Ken's predictions have a consistency record of 100%. So let us now watch the KOmmies praise the reverend who is undermining the Obama campaign in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, braving the wrath of John McCain for daring to cast a few aspersions on the sanity of Rev. Wright, is in the [brackets]:

Wright in Detroit--an Obama Asset

[More accururate if you deduct that "ET" at the end.]

I had no intention of starting a diary thread, but see no other on the topic. Reverend Wright's speech to the NAACP tonight is brilliant, amazing...and potentially culture changing. I wonder how many will actually listen to it?

[Barack Obama wished he NEVER heard it.]

Quick points that Wright has made tonight: African-Americans have a different (not better or worse) educational tradition, different music tradition, and different religious tradition. He began with musical examples that relaxed everyone...and then moved into some of the deepest social commentary I've heard this year (Obama included.)

[Yeah, I loved that impression of an opera singer. Was that before or after he did his marching bands impression?]

The shouting that is perceived as "hate speech" is simply the different religious tradition.

[What religious tradition is making FUn of the way certain presidents spoke?]

"If you are not an Indian...you 'do be' an immigrant..."

[You 'do be' a buffoon.]

His comments on the way that people are trying to make something out of Obama's middle name, which morphed into comments on how we treat one another, were amazing.

[Was this the point in his speech where Obama shot his TV screen?]

I wonder: Is it possible that a high-profile Jeremiah Wright could become a real asset in a general election?

[You bet. Republicans right now are raising money to send Jeremiah Wright out on the campaign trail. And now to hear from the rest of Rev. Wright's acolytes in KOmmieland...]

Let's give tips to Reverend Wright!

[Hillary will give Wright a $100 tip every time he gives a speech.]

I'm a bit worried.

[Is that you, Barack?]

Initially, I was overjoyed by the speech. Then I started browsing the web and reading people's comments. Some people thought he had insulted the Kennedys. Others wondered if he was insinuating that there are biological differences between the races, or whether he was making fun of white music, white ways of worship, and Irish people. Others thought he was screaming and raving. I was stunned.

[David Axelrod was nauseous.]

In short, from browsing the web, it's clear that this speech went WAY over people's heads.

[We just aren't nuanced enough to fully comprehend the complicated message behind Wright's impression of the Florida A&M marching band.]

Rev Wright as prophet

[Judging from his mult-million dollar mansion, it would be Rev Wright as profit.]

I have been talking a lot about Wright for awhile now with a close friend of mine in Illinois who is Jewish. She has been saying for awhile now that he sounds like an old testatment prophet...

[Krusty the Klown?]

Reverend Wright's speech tonight was pretty drop dead amazing.

[It made the Obama campaign drop dead.]

The tabloid journalism forces will be in full swing tomorrow morning, trust me. The surrogates for McW and HRC will be screaming and launching whatever desperate attacks they can against Obama.

[Such as replaying Wright's entire speech.]

Jeremiah Wright's speech was inspiring, challenging, eloquent and brave.

[And hilarious.]

Jeremiah Wright made me think of the old Chautauquas, when people would come from miles around to hear speeches and debates. His speech shows how far our public discourse has fallen, by how rare such rhetoric has become.

[Jeremiah Wright made me think of open mike night at the Laugh Factory.]

I loved the part about the music, I hope someone YouTubes it, as an Alumnus of an HBCU band, he hit that one on the head as far as the differences between PWCs and HBCUs.

[I'm sure the Hillary campaign YouTubes it.]

His critics should just crawl into a hole and stay there.

[They would have to share that hole with Barack Obama and David Axelrod.]

I'm a Buddhist and I would go to his church.

[A Ken Buddhist is a believer in the complete consistency of Ken Norton's predictions.]

I am so moved by what Senator Obama's campaign is bringing this country.

[The Rev. Wright comedy act which moved us to a lot of laughter.]

Since Rev. Wright wasn't an Angry Screaming Scary Black Man, but instead an Impassioned Servant of Christ, the more the speech gets played the more it will be obvious to viewers how badly the corporate media has lied to them.

[Maybe you should ask the Obama campaign to post that Wright speech video on their website. Hee! Hee!]

First I thought, "Who is this!", and then, finally, "This has to be Jeremiah Wright". I sat listening in my driveway for ten minutes, with tears streaming down my cheeks.

[Obama is certainly crying over what that speech has done to his campaign. The rest of us are laughing so hard that we are crying.]

is this gonna hurt obama?

[Gee. Give me a few days to think up an answer.]

please, get this man out campaigning with Obama.

[Is that you, Hillary?]

Well America has gotten a second taste of why Barack found Christ with Jeremiah Wright. Now I really must ask when is it Hillary would have walked out again. Was it when he talked about the differences? Is that what she disagreed with? I'm truly curious, and I think it is a legitimate campaign - Why are you walking out of the Jeremiahs church

[When the comedy there is so much better than any Vegas act.]

He certainly is not Presbyterian or Lutheran.

[If he's not a Lutheran then he can't co-host the DUmmie FUnnies.]

I am an Obamamaniac, but Rev wright scared the shit out of me a month ago. This speech has made me do a complete 180...

[Now you laughed so hard that you crapped in your pants.]

Obama should shove this loser into a closet already

[And deny us a terrific comedy act?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008; barackobama; detroit; jeremiahwright; kommies; naacp; revwright; wright
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To: PJ-Comix

The beast and the false prophet.


21 posted on 04/28/2008 12:19:21 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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Basically I came away with the information that White kids learn Left Brain and Black kids learn Wright Brain. And that Black kids would do better in segregated schools


22 posted on 04/28/2008 1:23:13 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Obama: America is the greatest country on the earth, Help me bring change.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is so good that Rev. Wright continued Obama’s campaign for Hope, Change, and Unity. That was the point, right, to show how Obama will bridge over every difference, work together..

Oh, wait, no, actually, the implication was that others simply can't understand that Blacks have a completely different culture that needs to be addressed separately.

So, I guess, he's advocating returning to Eubonics, not changing a durn thing, and separating people by cultures.

Ahh, whew, thought for a moment we weren't dealing with liberals. Thank you, Rev. Wright for getting Obama back on course. Cue Hillary's impression of a moderate please?

23 posted on 04/28/2008 2:12:39 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: PJ-Comix

ROTFLOL


24 posted on 04/28/2008 2:19:02 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wright in Detroit--an Obama Asset

A Bloomin' Asshat.

25 posted on 04/28/2008 4:55:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Reverend Wright's speech to the NAACP

Make that the NAAWP, Nutty Asshats for the Attacking of White People.

26 posted on 04/28/2008 4:57:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Reverend Wright's speech to the NAACP tonight is brilliant, amazing...and potentially culture changing.

Yes, it could change the Democrat race from having Barry in the lead.

27 posted on 04/28/2008 5:00:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
African-Americans have a different (not better or worse) educational tradition, different music tradition, and different religious tradition.

Americans praying that God would D*MN America--yeah, I guess that's "different."

28 posted on 04/28/2008 5:03:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He began with musical examples. . . .

So will I:

(IF LOVIN' THE U.S. IS WRONG) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WRIGHT
Tune: "(If Lovin' You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right" Original

If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright
If joinin' his church means hearin' his hatred
I'd up and change belongin' tonight

Obama, your pastor says it's a shame
It's a downright disgrace
America's problems, all the blame
Is the fault of the white man's race

Barack, you say it's the future
And healing is in your plan
But if you can't leave this kind of hate
Believe me, yes we can

If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright
If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright

Am I wrong to smell
The sewage he loves to spew?
Knowin' you wanna lead, then why do you waffle
Defendin' you know who?

And am I wrong to question
Your ability to unite,
Knowin' you got someone there at church
Dividin' black and white?

And are you wrong to give your tithe
To a racist man?
And is he wrong for tryin' to get God
Not to bless but instead to damn?

If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright
If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright . . .

Are you wrong to give your tithe
To a racist man?
And is he wrong for tryin' to get God
Not to bless but instead to damn?

If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright
If lovin' the U.S. is wrong
I don't want to hear Wright

I don't want to hear Wright
If it means hearin' his hatred
I don't want to hear Wright
If it means black against white . . .

29 posted on 04/28/2008 5:06:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The shouting that is perceived as "hate speech" is simply the different religious tradition.

So if a white pastor preached, "God D*MN black people!" you would just dismiss it as "a different religious tradition"??

30 posted on 04/28/2008 5:10:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"If you are not an Indian...you 'do be' an immigrant..."

--W.E.B. DoBe

31 posted on 04/28/2008 5:16:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
His comments on the way that people are trying to make something out of Obama's middle name. . . .

Like this?

BARACK HUSSEIN
Tune: "Danke Schoen"

Barack Hussein, call him Barack Hussein
Claim the name for the fall campaign
Muslim roots, no need to explain
It's a change of plan, no more ban
Yes we can say Hussein

Barack Hussein, call him Barack Hussein
Use it more, no I'm not insane
Don't delete, it won't mean defeat
If we just convince--please don't wince
Lather, rinse, and repeat

Barack Hussein, call him Barack Hussein
Pop the cork, time to drink champagne
I predict change will happen quick
Names in Arabic, take your pick
Soon will click, do the trick

Barack Hussein, call him Barack Hussein
Middle name, least it isn't Wayne
Though it hangs like a thunder cloud
Never mind the crowd, say it loud
Say it proud, Barack Hussein

Barack Hussein, oh call him Barack Hussein
I said, middle name, least it isn't Wayne
Though it hangs like a thunder cloud
Never mind the crowd, say it loud
Say it proud, Barack Hussein

Barack Hussein, name like McCain, Barack Hussein

32 posted on 04/28/2008 5:20:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Is it possible that a high-profile Jeremiah Wright could become a real asset in a general election?

Oh, pleeeeeaze. . . .

33 posted on 04/28/2008 5:24:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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Let's give tips to Reverend Wright!

OK, Jerry, try to be even ANGRIER when you condemn white AmeriKKKa.

34 posted on 04/28/2008 5:28:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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I'm a bit worried.

I think you can rest your pretty little head, Hillary. At this rate, the nomination's about in the bag for you.

35 posted on 04/28/2008 5:35:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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whether he was making fun of white music, white ways of worship, and Irish people.whether he was making fun of white music, white ways of worship, and Irish people.

Oh, not just IRISH people. He hate ALL KINDS of white people--garlic-nosed Italians, the Jooos, maybe even the Swedes.

36 posted on 04/28/2008 5:39:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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Others thought he was screaming and raving.

Maybe because he was screaming and raving.

Just a thought.

37 posted on 04/28/2008 5:41:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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“Quick points that Wright has made tonight: African-Americans have a different (not better or worse) educational tradition, different music tradition, and different religious tradition.”

So is this the point where “Napoleon” Wright goes from “Segregation bad; integration good” to “Integration good, segregation better”?


38 posted on 04/28/2008 5:43:16 PM PDT by decal (Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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I was stunned.

You were stoned.

39 posted on 04/28/2008 5:43:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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Rev Wright as prophet

Rev Wright as bigot.

40 posted on 04/28/2008 5:44:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barry & Jerry, the Wright Brothers.)
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