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DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-08 ("REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/26/2008 | ELRON HUBBARD, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/26/2008 1:08:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

The garden of liberal hate and paranoia is a lush one when left on its own, but sprinkle that with a little Operation Chaos® plant food and it becomes a Rush garden.

As you know, for months now, Rush Limbaugh has been encouraging his listeners to prolong the Democrat primary by crossing over and voting for Hillary to keep her in the race. Whether this is actually happening is difficlt to say, but one thing is for sure: Hillary's campaign has experienced a resurgence, and it is becoming more and more apparent that the Clinton campaign intends to take this all the way to Denver.

Once there, she and hubby Bill will make sure that the delegates from Florida and Michigan are seated, in spite of the fact that all the candidates agreed that they wouldn't count.

Concurrent with this, she will try to convince many of Obama's pledged super-delegates that he is unelectable in the General Election. Not a terribly difficult thing to do, what with Obama's relationships with Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers, and several lapses in judgement by Barack and Michelle Obama in which they reveal their true feelings about the United States.

In the midst of this subterfuge it won't even matter what the final vote is. Obama supporters in and outside the convention will be convinced that the nomination is going to be stolen, that their votes don't matter, that the Democrat party is anything but democratic. You don't have to be a magnificently rich magnificent bastard to predict what will happen. There will be riots in Denver that will make the '68 Chicago convention look like a schoolyard brawl.

Rush knows this, and when a caller recently accused him of inciting a riot, Rush responded "I am not inspiring or inciting a riot..." followed by (in classic Rush fashion), "I'm dreaming of them." He then proceeds to sing "I'm dreaming of riots in Denver" to the tune of "White Christmas."

That is hardly what a reasonable person would call "incitement," but as you can see from this DUmmie THREAD entitled "REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED for inciting riots in Denver" it was just the right touch of high phosphorous paranoia food. Now on to watch the DUmmies' garden of hatred and paranoia bloom in a radiant Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED for inciting riots in Denver.

[There WILL be riots when Hillary steals the nomination. Stating that fact can hardly be called "inciting."]

That disgusting sack of shit has gone TOO FAR this time.

[Manure sometimes burns pansies.]

How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate and invitations to violence?

[While prepping your flower bed, don't forget some chelated irony.]

I think that these latest, disgusting, loathsome comments of his show his complete moral bankruptcy and his willingness to see innocent people hurt as long as it helps his cause.

[If anyone gets hurt, beyond their feelings, it will be on Hillary, not Rush.]

REC THIS THREAD if you think he should be jailed or fined by the FCC, if not removed from the air, for his disgustingly inhuman behavior.

[Stating that disenfranchised voters will riot when the nomination is stolen from them.]

And let's talk about what we can do, as activists.

[Well, it wouldn't kill you to get off the computer for an hour and clean that damn basement.]

If this is a dupe, I'm sorry!

[You're being duped, all right.]

I filed a complaint with the FCC last night.

[Yeah? Did you get that basement cleaned up yet?]

I only live a few miles from him, any ideas???? Huh? I'm originally from Jersey and I DO know people...lol.

[Fugetaboutit.]

Make sure this gets national media attention...

[He's the number one rated radio host in the country; more people heard what he really said than will ever hear your misinterpretation.]

Egg his house for starters. Or, light a bag of dogshit on fire, place on his porch and ring his doorbell!!

[You might want to think twice about that--I reckon he's got security, and they ain't packin' eggs.]

He lives over the bridge from me, house is pretty well guarded...lol.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of nervous mental clarity.]

Filing a complaint to the FCC is a good place to start, I hear.

[It would be...if he'd actually broken a rule.]

They want a lot of information I'm no clear about . . .

[Such as what rule was violated.]

Hell, if possible, find a charge that carries the death penalty and give him a date with the f***ing needle.

[Five will get you ten that DUmmie backscatter712 thinks that Mumia Abu-Jamal should be pardoned, though.]

... do you really think anyone will riot because he says so?

[Sorry, only one Kewpie Doll per thread.]

'Fire in a crowded theater'

[The theme of the 2008 Democratic National Convention: "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"]

CIA's 'domestic ops' just relocated to Denver. Agents provacateurs here they come !

CIA Plans to Shift Work to Denver
Domestic Division Would Be Moved

By Dana Priest
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 6, 2005; Page A21

Operation Mockingbird mouthpiece Limbaugh may be giving away the rightwingnut gameplan...but that doesn't seem to matter to these twits in the 'intelligence' community. Can't even police themselves how they gonna police anyone else ?

[Ever stop to think maybe they're there to protect your sorry asses from yourselves?]

People can be seriously hurt if his supporters start a riot thinking it is good

[Disenfranchised Obama voters are NOT Rush supporters.]

Not a joke at all!

[So why can't I stop laughing.]

Maybe he can be cellies with Wesley Snipes.

[Rush may complain about high taxes, but he does pay them.]

I called the Denver PD yesterday and reported what he said

[I'm sure they had a good laugh over it at the morning briefing.]

Almost everyone sounds nuts on this thread

The FCC isnt gonna take him off the air, hes not getting arrested, and hes gonna use all these quotes to show how progressives love free speech as long as you agree with them. Did anyone want Bill Maher arrested for wishing someone would kill Dick Cheney?

If you dont like what Rush says, do what I do, TURN HIM OFF.

[You are taking your DU account for granite.]

we need the fairness doctrine restored.

[One hundred and fifteen posts about Rush Limbaugh before the fairness doctrine is mentioned. The DUmmies are slipping.]

Yes, there is a difference and there's a difference between saying "I dream of riots" and standing in front of a mob and yelling "Grab your pitchforks, people! Let's go get 'em!"

[Wow, DUmmie MonkeyFunk, those therapy sessions really are working out.]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; operationchaos; pa2008; rush
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To: Paul Heinzman

...his willingness to see innocent people hurt as long as it helps his cause.

41 posted on 04/26/2008 3:52:18 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Obama and Hillary: What Constitution?)
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To: Paul Heinzman
"I'm dreaming of riots in Denver"

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42 posted on 04/26/2008 3:57:20 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: SaveTheChief

Do they ever get it?


43 posted on 04/26/2008 3:59:31 PM PDT by alarm rider ("Difficile est saturam non scibere" -- it's difficult not to write satire.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
And let's talk about what we can do, as activists.

I may move from the computer to that phone over and call someone about this outrage...but I am kind of hungry...where did I put that number for the pizza guy?

DUAC! DUAC! DUAC!
44 posted on 04/26/2008 4:03:24 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Paul Heinzman
People can be seriously hurt if his supporters start a riot thinking it is good...

This is actually pretty funny...this knucklehead thinks Rush wants conservatives to riot.

45 posted on 04/26/2008 4:14:56 PM PDT by gate2wire (Even when you know, you never know.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Sharpton vows to 'close this city' after officer acquittals

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080426/D909P8SG0.html

46 posted on 04/26/2008 4:19:13 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I filed a complaint with the FCC last night.

They got your message...

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47 posted on 04/26/2008 4:22:43 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Paul Heinzman
I called the Denver PD yesterday and reported what he said

They got your message...

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48 posted on 04/26/2008 4:24:28 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Paul Heinzman
'Fire in a crowded theater'


49 posted on 04/26/2008 4:27:10 PM PDT by mikrofon (Theater of the Disturbed)
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To: Paul Heinzman
... do you really think anyone will riot because he says so?

Yup! You fall for those sneaky right-wing tricks every time.
50 posted on 04/26/2008 4:30:33 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: gate2wire; Charles Henrickson
This is actually pretty funny...this knucklehead thinks Rush wants conservatives to riot.

Just look a this example of how conservatives riot:

It's shocking. That radical could throw that cup of coffee at you at any minute, without provocation.

51 posted on 04/26/2008 4:56:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: doug from upland

You’re a trouble maker, Doug. That’s what we all love about you.


52 posted on 04/26/2008 5:02:02 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I filed a complaint with the FCC last night.

[Yeah? Did you get that basement cleaned up yet?]


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53 posted on 04/26/2008 5:06:47 PM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Paul Heinzman; Charles Henrickson
It's shocking. That radical could throw that cup of coffee at you at any minute, without provocation.

No, but he just might stark shouting "Freudenschade, Baby!" then go into new lyrics to the tune of "White Fitzmas".

54 posted on 04/26/2008 5:15:50 PM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Elron Hubbard might be a LFT since someone with the same user name (and a conservative) posts quite a bit on my blog.


55 posted on 04/26/2008 5:40:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: mrsmel
They are so funny. PJ got them dead to rights when he refers to them as the “ant farm”. Someone comes in to DU, drops a post just brimming with outrage using all the hot-button terms which are guaranteed to stir the ants up (such as “conservative”, “Limbaugh”, etc-sure-fire winners, those)—and away the ants go, furiously scurrying about to see which one can be the biggest, baddest, most vitriolic little DUmmy ant of all.

Like I stated above, there is a good chance that Elrond Hubbard is a LFT who went into the anthill just to stir them up for our amusement.

56 posted on 04/26/2008 5:45:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: bannie
Sharpton vows to 'close this city' after officer acquittals

Rush's fault!

57 posted on 04/26/2008 5:46:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: SaveTheChief
"What’s funny is that these are the people who will be doing the rioting, not those in Limbaugh’s audience. They just don’t get it, do they?"

I'm guessing they will still be huddled around the bong in the basement during the convention. They will claim to have been there though.

58 posted on 04/26/2008 5:47:03 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

[You are taking your DU account for granite.]

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

Nice work Paul!


59 posted on 04/26/2008 5:51:24 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Petronski
The DUmmies set the tone and the theme. I try to do this just like Joel and Crow and Tom used to do Mystery Science Theater 3000. They provide the dialog, I provide the smartass remarks.

I'm glad you like it. The jokes are the easy part; it's the html that's hard.

60 posted on 04/26/2008 5:58:38 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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