Posted on 04/22/2008 7:09:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Freudenschade, baby! Break out the victory champagne. Obama has already won the Pennsylvania primary. Yes, the DUmmies are already celebrating the victory that is yet to happen. In fact, the actual election results are a mere technicality since the DUmmies have a poll showing that Barack will win. Yes, celebrate my little DUmmies. Guzzle down that Freudenschade brand of champagne. Finally Hillary can be put away permanently, never to come back slashing at Obama like Michael Myers. You can join the DUmmie victory celebration in progress at this THREAD titled, "Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)." So let us now watch the DUmmies pop the corks on their champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if there will be a serving of crow during the post-election celebrations, is in the [brackets]:
[UPDATE: I just talked to Ken Norton on the phone and he predicts that Hillary will drop out of the race in a couple of weeks. His predictions have been 100% consistent as you can see in THE KEN NORTON EFFECT.]
Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)
[No need to wait for the election results. It's a done deal!]
Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania: they are projecting
Obama 49
Clinton 46
[Freudenschade, baby!]
Wow. I guess we'll wait and see.
[Why wait? It's a done deal. Start celebrating the Obama victory NOW!]
That would be superb. The final nail in the Hillary coffin.
[Michael Myers will finally be put to rest.]
need to silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth.. shes a monster after all
[Sleep well, my little DUmmie. Michael Myers will never rise again.]
I thought it was wooden stake through the heart... garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.
[Extra special effort to make sure Michael Myers remains permanently down.]
Be still my heart! I have been bracing for a single digit win for Clinton--and all of the insane spinning from her campaign in the aftermath. I have been guarded about optimistic predictions of an outright win by Obama. Damn...do I dare to hope that this pollster will prove to be correct again?
[Dare away, my little DUmmie!]
I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.
[DUmmieland is going to be really FUn to watch starting tomorrow!]
I am an Obama supporter but Ed Rendell the Governor here is putting his political machine behind Hillary. I think she will get enough votes from this to beat Obama by 5-10%.
[KILLJOY!!!]
PPP or SUSA? Battle of the Polls!!! One of them is wrong...
[Said the DUmmie biting his nails. The ironic thing here is that Obama could have put Hillary away for good in New Hampshire but too many DUmmies refrained from voting for "sure thing" Obama in favor of voting for McCain in the primary. This caused Hillary to win and breath new life into the political Michael Myers who continues to haunt them to this day. Hee! Hee!]
Their number of undecided is the smallest comparing to other polls
[Microanalyzed the nervous DUmmie.
Tomorrow can't come quickly enough.
[Lean back, my little DUmmie, and take a good whiff of this nitrous oxide so you can wake up on the other side of this election without waiting.]
It will be a double digit victory, and Obama will NOT get more than 37-44%
[OUCH! That is more than enough for Michael Myers to leap up from the dead.]
I hope you show up tomorrow night.
[For the Freudenschade victory party.]
We gonna "throw-down" in the parking lot.
[We gonna "throw-up" in the parking lot.]
Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!!
[Oh Lord, deliver us from the wrath of Michael Myers.]
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW
[Begged the DUmmie channeling the soul of James Brown...PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!]
Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.
[That means you would have to worship the goddess Gaia daily.]
Clinton has blown yet another double-digit lead I see. And this is reason #1 why she would be a lousy nominee for our party. But since there is no way in hell she will be the nominee, I can continue to sleep soundly at night.
[Pay no attention to Michael Myers peering in at you through your bedroom window.]
They are probably all heavily medicated at this point.
Fake but accurate.
Rove's sitting this one out; this is all Rush.
I thought when he said "Can you smell what Barack is cooking?" he was making an allusion to wrestling, but apparently he's getting ready for Bobby Flay.
I don't think the polls were open for an hour this morning before the first claim of election fraud popped up at the DUmp. Someone posted a picture of a paper ballot that didn't have Obama's name on it. Turned out that it was one of those sample ballots that candidates put on doorknobs to remind you how to vote.
LOL! Right now the polls show 65% to 35% in favor of Clinton. Small number being reported but I hope this trend stays the same. DUmmie heads will EXPLODE!!! Hee! Hee!
I was going to go with soiling himself but I decided wetting his pants was a little less graphic. LOL. I don’t think he was as concerned about Hillary winning as he was the general chaos of the whole thing. He wants a winner. Preferably Osama.
Yep, Shep strikes me as an Obamaboy. And I can see him being upset over the chaos. He gets perturbed if a dog fa@ts off camera.
Li’l Beaver agrees with you - the “hangover” thread should be starting up before dawn.
Has the Chicago Tribune printed its “OBAMA DEFEATS CLINTON” edition yet?
Freudenschade baby!
I need new DUFU!!!!
I can’t wait until tomorrow!!!
I can't wait to see the DUmmies steaming today. We also have lots of DUmmies in the wild here that I can't wait to see.
48 business hours ?
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