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DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-08 (DUmmies Celebrate Obama PA Primary Victory)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| April 22, 2008
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 04/22/2008 7:09:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I popped over to the DUmmie thread and one of the DUmmies points out the fact that this poll is from mid-February. Kind of old news to get all excited over, one would think.
That’s right. DUmmies don’t think, they just feeeeel.
To: PJ-Comix
Tomorrow can't come quickly enough. FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!
To: PJ-Comix
Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!! O Gaia, we implore Thee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: PJ-Comix
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!
To: PJ-Comix
Hillary's battling the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy! From the DUmmies, to the Kosnuts, to the Move-oners, to Big Media pundits like Chris "Wet-Leg" Matthews and Keith "Moonbat" Olbermann.
To: PJ-Comix
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW The good news: It WILL be over 48 hours from now.
The bad news: They're BUSINESS hours!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
To: PJ-Comix
Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion. You must be bitter.
To: PJ-Comix
Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion. The question is, WWATBWRGTPD? What Will All Those Bitter White Religious Gun-Toting Pennsylvanians Do?


MY BITTER TOWN
Tune: "My Little Town" Original
In my little town
We grow up by clingin'
To God and the gun on the wall
And we welcome strangers warmly
If they bear a likeness to us all
Angry and small
My bitter town
Comin' home from the Klan
Burnin' a cross on the lawns
Of the immigrants
Our town holdin' a rally
Wearin' our sheets
With the pointy hats
We take off our robes
For the square dance
And none of the dancers are black
It's not that the dancers aren't square
It's just a pigmentation we lack
Everyone's a redneck
In my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
In my bitter town
I never vote Democrat
I'm just a Republican
Drivin' my pick-up
Pickin' a brick up
Typical right-winger
See me clingin' to my gun
Seein' nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town . . .
To: Charles Henrickson
VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS! DU IT FOR ANDY!! Your just ten dollars away from voter verified paper ballots.
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posted on
04/22/2008 8:00:13 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
To: PJ-Comix
And when Hillary wins tonight the Obamites will scream voter fraud, voter suppression, intimidation, Hillary stole PA, the exit polls blah blah blah. The usual Moonbat conspiracy tripe. I hope Hildebeast wins by 10+ points, this will drive the Dummies insane to drag this out until at least May. Thanks NH, thanks operation chaos for keeping Hillary alive long enough to expose Moonbat Jesus for the empty suit he is. Of course getting Uncle Fester for President isn't exactly winning either.
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posted on
04/22/2008 8:05:03 AM PDT
by
skully
(A moonbat once told me he was ashamed to be an American. I said I was ashamed he was an American too)
To: PJ-Comix
Guzzle down that Freudenschade brand of champagne. Whether celebrating victory or drowning your sorrows from defeat, it's....
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posted on
04/22/2008 8:22:53 AM PDT
by
michigander
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: PJ-Comix
I am really having difficulty believing this came from the DUmp. I didn’t see one f’ bomb in there.
To: skully
They’ll say Bush stole the election for Hillary!
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:24:39 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:27:18 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/22/2008 10:30:14 AM PDT
by
bcsco
(To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
To: PJ-Comix
Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania: they are projecting
Obama 49
Clinton 46
[Freudenschade, baby!]
Der Viktorenprimaryenobamarung!
To: PJ-Comix
That would be superb. The final nail in the Hillary coffin.
I have irrefutable proof that Hillary will drop out of the race on April 14th.
To: PJ-Comix
We gonna "throw-down" in the parking lot.
That'll be in Denver...
To: PJ-Comix
I am pulling for Hillary and Operation Chaos. Shep is nearly wetting his pants on FoxNews. Hes so worried Hillary is going to steal it. I would love to see his reaction at a Hillary win.
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posted on
04/22/2008 12:48:13 PM PDT
by
beckysueb
(Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
To: beckysueb
Shep is nearly wetting his pants on FoxNews.Can we be a little less graphic? Only kidding. OTOH, I hope he has to do a quick duck waddle backstage tonight. It could become a fun night.
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posted on
04/22/2008 1:11:37 PM PDT
by
bcsco
(To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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