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DUmmie FUnnies 04-06-08 ("****** BREAKING: BOOK BAG GATE *********")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 4/6/08 | mythyc, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/06/2008 5:49:05 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

I have to hand it to Rush. I thought Operation Chaos would amount to nothing more than keeping Hillary in the race. However, Operation Chaos has metastasized through the DUmp at an alarming rate, amplifying their paranoia to the point that any statement from Her Thighness will be played over and over, forward and backward, in hopes of finding another "misstatement."

Friday marked the fortieth anniversary of the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Hillary, as with all political candidates on historic events from modern memory, had to relate how she reacted to the news. So when, in THIS INTERVIEW, she recalls hurling her book bag across her dorm room, the DUmmies pounced on the possible anachronism.

What followed was a DUmb version of Memogate, henceforth called Book Bag Gate, which you can read in this THREAD. As luck would have it, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) was playing on my TV as I was working on this installment. Lo and behold, in the scene where school is dismissed early, Charlie Bucket eagerly scoops up his book bag as he is running out of school.

Now on to watch the DUmmies get outraged over a book bag in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, with more butterflies in his stomach than El Rosario in October, is in the [brackets]:

pre-note: GinnyinWI inspired this when she said she couldn't remember carrying book bags back then after racking her brain.

[Her brain is on that rack still.]

no protest photo I could find had a student male or female holding a bookbag, it's understandable that one might be having too hard a time dodging riot police to wield a book bag.

[What did they do during protest study hour?]

Bonobo has already compiled Hillary photo's circa 1968

[And you think your job sucks.]

Also ponder, the weight of this history, and that this is the legacy that Hillary is exploiting and trying to politically profiteer... verdicts?

[My verdict is...You're nuts!]

Wrong! I had a book bag back in the late 50's. It was canvass and had leather straps.

[Charlie Bucket had one in 1971.]

I didnt say you didnt have a bookbag!

[Only the privileged classes had book-bags while the poor carried their books unprotected. UNIVERSAL BOOK BAGS NOW!]

Hillary supporters just don't like inconvenient facts/pictures.

[An inconvenient youth.]

During Nixon's time she tried to take Nixon's constitutional rights away when she worked at a law firm, or something along those lines.

Agree though, no book bags back then.

[Just a dearth of constitutional rights.]

Hillary talks to Eleanor Rossevelt too.

[When Eleanor Roosevelt starts talking, you can't get a word in edgewise.]

That was the most disingenuous statement/story I've heard in a long time from a Democrat.

[Then you haven't been listening.]

Oh for God's sake, this BS is ridiculous.

[This BS is FUnnie.]

And I'm referring to this BS "Bookbag gate"

[Book Bag Gate it is.]

I for one am disgusted by all this train-wreck stuff too...

[I for one am amused by it.]

It's about her and her truthfulness. She doesn't have any and as for 40 years? She goes back 40 years of not being truthful. That is what it is about.

[Practice makes perfect.]

Still a lot of issues to discuss

[Oh boy, did you come to come to the wrong place.]

A lot of voters, even on this forum, are still uneducated about the difference between Obama and Clinton on quite a few major issues.

[Because there isn't any.]

If Obama supporters don't want to discuss issues and have so much time on their hands, maybe they should go out and campaign for him, or start looking for summer jobs.

[Never tell a DUmmie to get a job.]

I think some of you have an obsession, It's not healthy. You can get help.

[Lots of prescription advise available in the DUmp.]

Everyone used the Greek shoulder bag in the 60's

I used one like that in the 70's

It had a photo of Harpo Marx on the side. Still have it somewhere.

[Now it has a photo of Karl Marx on the side.]

Anyone who would wear striped pants like Hillary is wearing in the top photo should be immediately disqualified to run for president.

[Let's not dwell on the pants of the past, but focus on the pantsuits of the future.]

They take a certain flair to pull off in this day and age, though.

[Bill hasn't found a pair of pants he can't pull off.]

The more liberal students, often derogatorily referred to as "green-baggers" after the dark green book bags they carried, particularly pushed the limits of administrative tolerance.

[Book bag carrying communists.]

Btw, here's a new one: Women didn't carry book bags because it makes one's hips look wide.

[What's Hillary's excuse now?]

As always, there are a few outliars who claim otherwise, but then, they dodged sniper fire on the way to the student union, too.

[Years later, while visiting Bosnia, Hillary would use the skill she gained in college.]

A drunk vomiting up a teaspoon of bile . . .

[Leave Will Pitt out of this.]

And she 'hurled' it

[Book bags come and go, but drama queens are timeless.]

Hillary looks like Meg Griffin

[Yet another blow to Meg's self-esteem.]

Hmmmm....she was kinda hot.

[Now I'm going to hurl.]

I can't get past those awful pants

[Who would want to?]

The only scandal here is those pants.

[And those pantsuits.]


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dummies; hillaryclinton; obama
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OK, here's my first guest post, and hopefully not my last. I hope you all enjoy it.
1 posted on 04/06/2008 5:49:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/06/2008 5:51:01 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Hi! ;9)


3 posted on 04/06/2008 5:52:39 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Paul Heinzman

Four!


4 posted on 04/06/2008 5:53:01 PM PDT by Squeako (Obama because he's black, Clinton because she's a woman, McCain because he's a Vet/POW. No thanks.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

LOL!

And I thought we were odd! DUers are nuts.


5 posted on 04/06/2008 5:55:47 PM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Heck when I was in college I not only didnt see any book bags I never saw a book


6 posted on 04/06/2008 5:57:49 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Paul Heinzman

This keeps getting better and better... and better.


7 posted on 04/06/2008 6:09:59 PM PDT by SaveTheChief (Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))
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To: Paul Heinzman

In by 10?


8 posted on 04/06/2008 6:10:13 PM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I had a bag for sure, but it was used to carry beer. Hey, I was a PE major....


9 posted on 04/06/2008 6:15:58 PM PDT by alarm rider ("Difficile est saturam non scibere" -- it's difficult not to write satire.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Nice debut, Paul!

(Top dozen or so...)


10 posted on 04/06/2008 6:17:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (Guest DUFU Bump)
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To: Paul Heinzman

So when her statements are played backwards do they say “Hill is dead”?


11 posted on 04/06/2008 6:17:23 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Paul Heinzman
I knew she was full of shi! about the book bag as soon as I heard her say it live. Her whole speech reminded me of a soap opera actor.
12 posted on 04/06/2008 6:20:50 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: mikrofon

Thanks. I hope PJ and Charles like it.


13 posted on 04/06/2008 6:21:28 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: woofie
Heck when I was in college I not only didnt see any book bags I never saw a book

I thought weed was good for eyesight.

..sorry, but you walked right into that one

14 posted on 04/06/2008 6:23:11 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: A_Former_Democrat
So when her statements are played backwards do they say “Hill is dead”?

What I get is "Vince is dead, miss him, miss him." I could be wrong.

15 posted on 04/06/2008 6:24:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; Charles Henrickson
Hillary supporters just don't like inconvenient facts/pictures.

[An inconvenient youth.]


Wrong. That sounds like a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL]
That was the most disingenuous statement/story I've heard in a long time from a Democrat.

[ Then you haven't been listening.]

A perfect assesment here of a DUmmie.


Still a lot of issues to discuss

[Oh boy, did you come to come to the wrong place.]


LOL... This may make me want to go to DU and see what they are saying.
PJ comix; Paul Heinzman; Charles Henrickson, how do you keep your sanity visiting the various left wing trash dumps?
16 posted on 04/06/2008 6:26:48 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Just say "No" to BO.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
They take a certain flair to pull off in this day and age, though

Now, Hillary's pantsuits require a blow-torch for removal...

17 posted on 04/06/2008 6:28:25 PM PDT by mikrofon (If they're even taken off)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Well, I finally agree with somoething on DU. I also remember those green book bags at Indiana University. Only the far, far left carried them, though.

So, if Hillary WAS carrying one of those green book bags, she was already a radical.

SOmeone should ask her to sketch a picture of her book bag. If she draws a back pack, we will have proof she is lying!


18 posted on 04/06/2008 6:37:00 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Paul Heinzman

You could be, but I bet you’re not! LOL


19 posted on 04/06/2008 6:38:50 PM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: jennyjenny

Lmao, that’s how I feel about anything she says.


20 posted on 04/06/2008 6:49:20 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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