Algore, victim of Glandular Warming:
Posted on 03/31/2008 6:27:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
“All they’d have to do would be to convince a significant fraction of their superdelegate friends, maybe fewer than 100, to announce that they were taking a pass on the first ballot at the Denver convention, which would deny the 2,025 votes necessary to Obama or Clinton.”
So gore will be SELECTED not ELECTED?? Is this some sort of bad joke?
I thought they wanted every vote to count...Are they saying that the Demorcrat process is not legit?
Hillary would take a bat to Algore’s kneecaps before she would allow him anywhere near Denver.
Well, he's been doing the Meaningless Award Ceremony Circuit, but he's hit just about every one of those, the tuxedo is due, so maybe he's ready to try something else.
As thin a grasp as these dolts have on reality on a good day, they are going to all be complete basket-cases by November ;’}
Algore, victim of Glandular Warming:
An Inconvenient Toot:
"I happen to LIKE my desk!"
I heard a rumor about this algoracle thing on talk radio the other day—that Dean would force Hillary and Ubama to fork over their delegates to algoracle somehow (not sure of the legality of such a thing, but that’s never stopped dimmies before!), then algoracle would make Ubama the veep, and Hill the Sec. of Defense, and Bill C. in charge of the UN....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
The dimmies are in some serious needs of medication—LOTS of medication, I think!! :-)
Someone pass the popcorn!! Can’t wait for the convention shenanigans and related ensuing hilarity!! ;-)
POpcorn. Beer. Pretzels. Nachos. Stock up, boys, the kickoff is coming. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
Al's busy with the Carbo Hydrate Project:
I can see why!
EBONY AND OVARY
Tune: "Ebony and Ivory" Original
Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In every one
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack
Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary
Ebony, Ovary . . .
We all know
That liberals are the same whatever their name
There's a Socialist
In every one
But they sling the mud
When they have to face each other
When they need to attack
They lay down the smack
Ebony and Ovary
In the gutter in every primary
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Suicide when we hit November
D*mn her, Hillary!
Ebony, Ovary, fighting in every primary . . .
I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")
Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"
I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.
I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.
But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.
Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.
But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.
Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!
They'll TRY to draft Algore, but they'll pick Pat Buchanan by mistake.
;)
That’s so pretentious of Klein—let the white guy come in and take it from the two minorities. Paternalism at its worse!
Aren’t women a majority in the United States? How then can the Shebi*ch be considered a minority when she is a woman ( in theory) and white?
Its because the Bush Administration made them use those damn butterfly ballots again.
-Eric
Please remove me from Ping list.
Thank you.
:)
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