[NicknamedBob]

"I’ll be getting off here shortly, anyway. I seem to have attracted a bunch of Snopes fans who want to club me. (That would be my fan club....)"

Ah, yes. The famous Snopes Monkey Face Trial: dateline Dayton, Tennessee. William Jennings Bryan for the Prosecution, and Clarence Darrow for the Defense.

Darrow turned Bryan into sushi.

A few days later, he had to be discarded.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning, Bob. Don’t eat that old sushi!