If I had a family, I would not take it golfing. We’d do something like RC races, or go to the beach, or hike. Or movies.
I agree, golfing is a communist pastime. No wonder the lower Slobovians golf so much. This cancer on society must be stopped.
We, as a family, hereby defect. No more cup-wearing collectivist sports for us. We will engage in wholesome crayon nibbling from this point forward. Viva la Revolucion!
At least until beet season.