I agree, golfing is a communist pastime. No wonder the lower Slobovians golf so much. This cancer on society must be stopped.
We, as a family, hereby defect. No more cup-wearing collectivist sports for us. We will engage in wholesome crayon nibbling from this point forward. Viva la Revolucion!
At least until beet season.
I love the smell of high octane and burnt rubber in the morning! (Or any time of day or night...)
The lower Slobovians have been so deranged by their inability to putt accurately that they are invading upper Slobovia and ravaging the beet crop. Al Gore, save us from Global Warming NOW!