I’d like to get my friend a puppy, but I don’t know what he wants. Probably something “large.” I’ll have to keep my eyes and ears open for opportunities.
1,561 posted on 04/19/2008 12:49:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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Maybe a retired greyhound? They’re very well-trained and relaxed.
1,562 posted on 04/19/2008 1:57:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick
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