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Posted on 03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT by beccix

i can not connect to my interent it keeps telling me my domain name server configuration is wrong how do i repair this


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To: sionnsar

Later...


281 posted on 04/03/2008 1:16:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi. I survived Girl Scouts. It’s raining and cold. The byos are loud and grumpy from being inside all day. We still haven’t summonned up the nerve to wash Wednesday.


282 posted on 04/03/2008 2:41:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick; rottndog; Doomonyou; Monkey Face; sionnsar; fanfan
"Maybe you need to fix the sun!"

Nothing wrong with the sun. We have an ironclad guarantee that it will continue to operate continuously and reliably for the next five billion years. (At the end of which it will spontaneously blow up and destroy Earth, but let's not worry about that right now.)

Now we can't do away with the clouds completely, so if you really like sunshine I would suggest the next best thing ... invest in my new resort area to be constructed in the heart of Antarctica.

After the space mirror is put in place in a polar location, it will reflect sunlight down on most of Antartica. Together with the more haphazard appearance of the regular sun, this area will for half the year enjoy two suns, and it will never be in darkness again.

Soon enough, all that yucky ice will be somewhere else, and we can get on with serious gardening, meteorite prospecting, and other interesting things that couldn't comfortably be done before in Antarctica.

Don't miss out on a golden opportunity!

283 posted on 04/03/2008 2:52:55 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Whan that Aprille, with hise shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote ...)
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To: Tax-chick

Maybe you should just put her in the toilet, close the lid, and flush....I bet she could even spin dry, all by herself!

;o]

If it weren’t for the birds who have no clue that cloudy days are ugly, I’d most likely always be depressed. But they sing, in spite of what it’s like outside.

Of course, the catz are ever watchful....


284 posted on 04/03/2008 3:00:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: NicknamedBob
...most of Antartica

Did you forget something?

285 posted on 04/03/2008 3:02:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: NicknamedBob

Get the mirror in place, then we’ll talk.


286 posted on 04/03/2008 3:08:04 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: Monkey Face

We don’t like Art today.


287 posted on 04/03/2008 3:12:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t, either.
In fact, I’ve lost my coloring book...


288 posted on 04/03/2008 3:14:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: Monkey Face

Vlad has nibbled my crayons.


289 posted on 04/03/2008 3:15:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick

I have crayons...just nothng to color...:o[


290 posted on 04/03/2008 3:17:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: Tax-chick

If you nibble enough crayons, you too can have multi-color poop.


291 posted on 04/03/2008 3:18:54 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, we’re still retarded.)
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To: ovrtaxt; Tax-chick

how exciting

NOT!


292 posted on 04/03/2008 3:26:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: ovrtaxt

I’ll wait until beet season, thanks.


293 posted on 04/03/2008 3:27:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick; ovrtaxt; Monkey Face

Nothing beats beet season...


294 posted on 04/03/2008 3:35:30 PM PDT by rottndog (This tagline currently closed for maintenance and rehabilitation.)
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To: Tax-chick

Lol, was Girl Scouts that bad?


295 posted on 04/03/2008 3:35:37 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Tax-chick

er...

What do you think about the price of golf balls in Lower Slobovia?


296 posted on 04/03/2008 3:37:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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To: Monkey Face

Global Warming has driven the price of Slobovian golf balls to unprecedented levels. The poor Slobovians are reduced to playing golf with hard boiled eggs, and it’s almost impossible to put successfully!


297 posted on 04/03/2008 3:40:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: darkangel82

Two hours with a dozen 6-8 year-olds. It’s wearying!


298 posted on 04/03/2008 3:40:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Monkey Face

English or African golf balls?


299 posted on 04/03/2008 3:41:07 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, we’re still retarded.)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, that certainly explains that phenomenon. Do they use colored eggs?


300 posted on 04/03/2008 3:42:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Equal opportunity" means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~~ L J Pete)
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